Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: Vol 922 - July 21, 2010

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Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

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Strange Quotes:

"A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins." - Jane Howard "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor Borge

"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'" - Tom Lehrer

"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." - Mark Twain

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell

"Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female." - Desmond Morris

"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." - Paul Ehrlich

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Truisms

#1 BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

KLEENEX: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. Ha!

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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix
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1915 INTERNATIONAL TRUCKS - SAUNDERS MOTOR LINES CO - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/165199.html

STRANGE LIZARDS - GREEN GECKO'S - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/165528.html

NASTY NEIGHBOR HAS MESSAGE FOR NASTY NEIGHBOR - SUBTLE FINGER! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/125223.html

ELVIS PRESLEY - THE KING AND SEXY BLONDE GAL PAL - COLOR - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/165742.html

GRACE KELLY - MONACO WEDDING - PRINCE RAINER - 1956 - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/165829.html

STRANGE CUSTOM RUSSIAN MOTORCYCLES - RED RAW - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/165854.html

STRANGE OLDE PIANO FOR BED RIDDEN PATIENTS - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/165936.html

STRANGE STRETCH LIMOS - 4 WILD DESIGNS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/165979.html

STRANGE CELEBRITY PROM PICTURES - BRAD PITT - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/166043.html

DODGE CITY COWBOY BAND - GUNS AND ALL! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/166057.html

STRANGE SMUGGLERS CAUGHT - $1.6 MILLION HIDDEN IN HAY BALES! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/166058.html

STRANGE EUROPEAN MILK STRIKE - MILK SPREAD ON FARM FIELDS - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/166079.html

CIVIL WAR - CONFEDERATE PRISONER CAMP - SHENANDOAH VALLEY - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/166153.html

STRANGE OLD RUSSIAN HELICOPTERS - ABANDONED - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/166154.html

STRANGE CONCEPT CARS - BMW VISTON - WASP WING DOORS - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/166155.html

STRANGE CHEESE SCULPTURES - THE PFISTER HOTEL IN MILWAUKEE - IN CHEESE! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/166156.html

STRANGE MAGIC CHEST - MERLINS BOX? - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/166157.html

WWII - BUSY BEACHHEAD - UNLOADING SUPPLIES - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/166158.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week -

STRANGE MOVIE PROPS - VEHICLES - SETS & SCENES http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/category/100764_1.html

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The Top News Articles Humor for the Week

Strange Events of Eighteenth Century History : 1700 – 1799 - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/166160.html

Strange Lists: Collective Nouns of Animals - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/166161.html

The 5 Most Notable Examples of Demonic Possession and Exorcism - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/166162.html

Top 50 OXYMORON'S - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/24844.html

Are You Normal? These Stats Will Tell You! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/25171.html

Dr. Seuss Purity Test - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/24744.html

Official Public Service Exam - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/24632.html

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The Featured New Category This Week -

STRANGE MOVIE PROPS - VEHICLES - SETS & SCENES http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/category/111_1.html

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