Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: Vol 889 - Mar. 28, 2010 - Word Games

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Great Quotes About Our East Coast Cities

I love New York City; I've got a gun.- - - Charles Barkley

New York is a sucked orange.- - - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. - - - Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

Aside from the murders, DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.- - - Marion Barry

"New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him."

"I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only place where my fears were justified."

"The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up."

"In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?"

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Word Games - Alternate Meaning for Various Words

The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.

The following were some of the winning entries:

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

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Vol 889 - Mar. 28, 2010 - Word Games - Alternate Meaning for Various Words

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