Vol 853 - Nov. 22, 2009 - Strange Southern Phrases

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"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected." ---Unknown

"People like you are the reason people like me take pills!" ---Neva Faith Linn

"There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and…." ---Brad Ramsey

"Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!" ---Unknown

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." ---Oscar Wilde

"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." ---H.L. Mencken

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Southern Phrases

SOUTHERN PHRASES THAT WILL HELP YOU FIT IN
IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH

1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

2. "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

3. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

4. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"

5. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."

6. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

7. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."

8. "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."

9. "He's as country as corn flakes."

10. "This is gooder'n grits."

11. "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."

12. "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to
help me enjoy it."

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