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"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office." - Covert Bailey
"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people." - Jim Eason
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car." - Carrie Snow
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Ziggy (Tom Wilson)
"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."- Rita Rudner
"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry."- John Lennon (1940 - 1980)
"The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Guide to Real Estate Terms
To spare others from dashed hopes, shattered dreams, and tired feet, here is a guide to familiar real-estate ad phrases.
Charming - Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See "Cute," "Enchanting," and "Good Starter Home."
Much Potential - Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities. See "Ready to Rehab," and "Fixer Upper."
Unique City Home - Used to be a warehouse.
Hi-Tech/Contemporary - Lots of steel shelving with little holes - the kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement.
Daring Design - Still a warehouse.
Completely Updated - Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting or vice versa.
Sophisticated - Black walls and no windows. See "Architect's Delight."
One-Of-A-Kind - Ugly as sin.
Brilliant Concept - Do you really need a two-story live oak in your 30-foot sky dome? See "Makes Dramatic Statement."
Upper Bracket - If you have to ask . . .
You'll Love It - No, you won't.
Must See To Believe - An absolutely accurate statement.
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