Donnerstag, 24. Mai 2018

[b3ta] Hello you lovely sausages, just a reminder about our move off Yahoogroups

 

HELLO B3TANS


Rob Manuel here - this is just a reminder that we've moved mail server from yahoogroups to our own one and if you haven't subbed to our new one then please do it here:


http://sub.listgoat.com/b3ta/


If you've already subbed to this in the last couple of weeks then fine - you don't need to do it again.


RIGHT SO THIS ISN'T A COMPLETE WASTE OF YOUR TIME HERE'S SOME EXTRA WORDS


So - what has happened this week? Well one of my kids nicked £40 my wallet and I only caught him because he was boasting to his brothers about it.


First law of being a crim: don't boast about your crimes. Also don't empty your dad's wallet - he's going to notice. Just take a bit. Sheesh, kids today.


SITE NEWS


B3ta is a down today because the host has a power outage. This is pretty exciting huh? Hopefully we'll be back soon.


SAUSAGES


We've learnt that Michael Caine shops for sausages in Harrods. There's a butchers in there. Michael will buy his sausages and then say "have a couple of sausages yourself".


Michael Caine tips in sausages.


FACT.



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Montag, 14. Mai 2018

[b3ta] You must sign up for the B3ta Newsletter again. Seriously. We mean it!

 

Hello B3tans


We're moving the newsletter off Yahoo Groups and onto our own mailing system because Yahoo Groups stopped working in about 2013 and we're starting up newsletters again. Yeah, this time we mean it as we've got a little bit of funding so it's actually happening.


Sign up here:

http://create.listgoat.com/subscription?f=EXqy7Js3dHFVd2892Q6qg5t4XXvlPNoePA3Ixe5ZPQZC25C6qeS5OcIplvcV851tQ2jomWns8486892guQE39VcvYg


We sent our first proper newsletter out in ages on Friday and if you haven't read it then you should - it's stuffed with b3ta projects:

http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue677/


Bringing the newsletter back (and much more site activity) has been made possible by launching a B3ta Patreon - over 400 of you have signed up to give us some money every month so we can afford to spend the time do this properly.


Please be generous - good things happen to generous people:

https://www.patreon.com/b3ta


And as a reward for reading this far, here's three jokes written by B3tans for our "I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke" challenge:


What do you get when cheese explodes?

De Brie.


What's really thick and lives on a globe?

A flat Earther.


Why was Sting fired from his job as a paramedic?

It kept taking him six hours to come


Rob Manuel


PS Jokes BY cumquat may, Graham Coxon out of Blur & The Light in Chains.


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