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Sonntag, 29. Januar 2017

VOL 1572 - JAN. 29, 2017 - Strange Food Facts about Great NFL Players in History

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Strange Quotes: Famous Curses!

May your every wish be granted. - Ancient Chinese Curse

May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. - Arab Curse

May those that love us, love us;
and to those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
and if He doesn't turn their hearts,
may He turn their ankles
so we'll know them by their limping.
- - - Old Irish Toast

May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same bed, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year. - Traditional Gypsy Curse

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Food Facts about Great NFL Players in History

Strange Food Facts about Great NFL Players in History

* One morning in 1965, Jets rookie quarterback Joe Namath took a taxi to an Army induction center for a physical exam, carrying sunglasses, an apple, and a salt shaker. He emerged from the taxi with the apple in his mouth. Asked about the salt shaker, Namath said he salted his apple. "I always eat apples that way," he said.

* Broncos quarterback John Elway's favorite meal is "hamburger soup," a vegetable soup with ground beef, garlic, and green beans.

* In the months before Bears running back Walter Payton died of a rare liver disease in 1999, he asked friend and ex-teammate Matt Suhey to purchase a Zagat's restaurant guide for Chicago. Payton wanted to eat in the city's top 10 restaurants before he died. "We picked out a few, but never got to finish the project," said Suhey.

* When quarterback Kurt Warner dines out with his family, he always picks up the bill for one other table and asks the restaurant staff not to tell the lucky recipients who paid for their meal.

* Jim Parker, a Colts offensive lineman in the '50s and '60s, was suffering through a sweltering summer practice and craved a cool drink. But head coach Weeb Ewbank banned water from practice – a policy that's unimaginable today. The parched Parker defied the rule, arranging for his son to bring him lemonade. Parker was fined. Years later, he pointed to a photo taken that day and said, "That's me with a $500 lemonade."

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STRANGE AERIAL PHOTOS - WHO PLANTED THESE TREES? DIFFERENT LEAVES CREATE A HUGE PATTERN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201060.html

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VOL 1571 - JAN. 25, 2017 - Strange Erudite Concepts

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Strange Golf Quotes:

These greens are so fast, I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
~ George Brett

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that. ~ Jim Murray

The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
~ Kevin Costner

I don't fear death..., but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Erudite Concepts

STRANGE ERUDITE CONCEPTS

If you're not familiar with the work of Boswell D. Rabbitsmith, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."

His mind sees things differently than most of us do, to our amazement and amusement. Here are some of his gems: (He also makes his living as a comedian by the name of Steve Wright....)

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How can you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything seems to be coming your way, maybe you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever... so far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

33 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

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PERFECT BUSINESS TIMING - JACK DANIELS TRUCK ARRIVES AT SAME TIME WITH COKE TRUCK! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/201046.html

SNOW FUN - SNOW BLOWN CAR LOOKS LIKE IT'S SPEEDING AS IT SITS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/201047.html

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Sonntag, 22. Januar 2017

VOL 1570 - JAN. 22, 2017 - Strange Examples of "DoubleSpeak"

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Top Ten Country & Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable without You It's like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Examples of "DoubleSpeak"

From the Quarterly Review of Doublespeak

A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's chart: "Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential."

Another doctor reports that in a recent issue of the American Journal of Family Practice fleas were called "hematophagous arthropod vectors."

The letter from the Air Force colonel in charge of safety said that rocket boosters weighing more than 300,000 pounds "have an explosive force upon surface impact that is sufficient to exceed the accepted over-pressure threshold of physiological damage for exposed personnel." In other words, if a 300,000-pound booster rocket falls on someone, he or she is not likely to survive.

A reader reports that the Army calls them "vertically deployed anti-personnel devices." You probably call them bombs.

At McClellan Air Force base in Sacramento, California, civilian mechanics were placed on "non-duty, non-pay status." That is, they were fired.

A personal ad from an unidentified newspaper announces that a "formerly single man" seeks a single or married woman.

After taking the trip of a lifetime, our reader sent his twelve rolls of film to Kodak for developing (or "processing," as Kodak likes to call it) only to receive the following notice: "We must report that during the handling of your twelve 35mm Kodachrome slide orders, the films were involved in an unusual laboratory experience." The use of the passive is a particularly nice touch, don't you think? Nobody did anything to the films; they just had a bad experience. Of course our reader can always go back to Tibet and take his pictures all over again, using the twelve replacement rolls Kodak so generously sent him.

The description on the package of Stouffer's Veal Tortellini with Tomato Sauce says it contains "exquisite egg pasta." The list of ingredients, however, includes "cooked noodle product."

In St. Louis there is an oriental rug store that advertises "semi-antique" rugs.

The Minnesota Board of Education voted to consider requiring all students to do some "volunteer work" as a prerequisite to high school graduation.

Senator Orrin Hatch said that "capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."

According to the tax bill signed by President Reagan on December 22, 1987, Don Tyson and his sister-in-law Barbara run a "family farm." Their "farm" has 25,000 employees and grosses $1.7 billion a year. But as a "family farm" they get tax breaks that save them $135 million a year.

Scott L. Pickard, spokesperson for the Massachusetts Department of Public Works, calls them "ground-mounted confirmatory route markers." You probably call them road signs, but then you don't work in a government agency.

It's not "elderly" or "senior citizens" anymore. Now it's "chronologically experienced citizens."

According to the FAA, the propeller blade didn't break off, it was just a case of "uncontained blade liberation."

When a Professional Bull Rider suffered three cracked vertebrae and a broken collar bone after having been bucked an enraged 1,800 pound animal, the medical authorities attributed his injuries to "aggravated bovine ejection."
No joke!

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VOL 1569 - JAN. 18, 2017 - The Strange History of Toilet Paper!

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Strange Quotes:

"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?' --Larry Miller

"A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad." --Christopher Case

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh." --Conan O'Brien

"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman." --Bruce Baum

"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Strange History of Toilet Paper!

Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen.

Did you ever wonder what people did when Nature called, and the Sears catalogue hadn't been printed yet? Well, they were inventive. And of course, it depended on your status in life, how comfortable your "inventions" were.

The Chinese were attributed with the first man-made paper circa 50 B.C. (as opposed to your basic parchment and papyrus.) In the beginning it was formed from bamboo products. Then someone decided to soak linen rags, beat them to a pulp, and turn the results into more sheets of paper. From that stellar start, would come the first recordings of paper made for bathroom duty, in 1391. But it was only made for the emperor. In sheets that measured 2' x 3'. The Bureau of Imperial Supplies is reported as having turned out 720,000 sheets annually.

Romans were a bit more "prissy". They used wool and rosewater, or sponges full of seawater, tied to the end of a stick. But for the common people, even in the "civilized" world, it was "use what Nature provides, when she calls". That meant leaves, balls of hay, moss, or bark. In the Middle Ages, some "privys" had a scraper stick left in a container, for your personal cleanliness. Vikings were known to use lambs wool, while Eskimos used moss or a handful of snow. Cold, but "shell" we say, not as rough as Hawaiians who used the coconut's hard hide. Royalty of course, fared much better, with lace and silk being popular in France.

America was no further advanced than the old countries. They used corn husks, and leaves, then when they came along, newspapers, the Sears catalogue and the Farmers Almanac, all of which provided good "thinking time", while you were outside in the little house.

The first American toilet tissue was produced in 1857 by Joseph Gayette, who marketed packets of 500 sheets for fifty cents. It contained aloe, and was touted as a "therapeutic" paper for... sore spots. His name was stamped on each and every sheet.

Toilet paper on a roll appeared in 1890, when it was still an unmentionable Victorian topic. Even the famous Scott company that made it, didn't want their name associated with the "end" product. So it was custom-wrapped for individual retailers under other labels and names.

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RIP - GENE CERNAN - NASA ASTRONAUT - LAST PERSON TO WALK IN THE MOON! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200944.html

STRANGE BUSINESS MACHINES - STRIP MINING EQUIPMENT WITH METAL TIRE CHAINS ON HUGE 12 FOOT WHEELS - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/200945.html

MILLENNIAL FUN - THE NEXT STAGE AFTER THE MAN BUN - THE HE-HIVE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200946.html

SELFIE MORONS - HEAD OUTSIDE THE MOVING PICKUP TRUCK WINDOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200947.html

MILITARY TANK CANNON DEMO - TANK BLAST LONG RANGE TARGET - FOLLOW THE ROUND TO EXPLOSION - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/200950.html

STRANGE SPORTS CAR EQUIPMENT - FERRARI MULTI-FUNCTIONAL STEERING WHEEL AND DASH! WOW! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/200948.html

STRANGE CELEBRITY FACTS - JENNIFER ANISTON FROM FRIENDS SHARES DETAILS ON JOEY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200949.html

FOOD FUN - STRANGE NEW COMBO - HOT DOG AND HAMBURGER SERVED ON ONE UNIQUE BUN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200951.html

WHY I LOST MY JOB - SHIP CAPTAIN T-BONES ANOTHER CARGO SHIP - GREAT AERIAL VIEW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200952.html

CNN - FAKE NEWS - MORONS ON PARADE - LOOK BEHIND YOU BEFORE YOU BROADCAST! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200902.html

STRANGE ROCKS AND CRYSTALS - MOLDAVITE - SPIRITUAL & HEALING QUALITIES - EMERGED FROM A METEORITE IMPACT 15 MILLION YEARS AGO! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200953.html

STRANGE STARWARS PICTURES - BILLY DEE WILLIAMS AND CARRIE FISHER ON EMPIRE STRIKES BACK SET - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200954.html

STRANGE OLD MEDICAL DEVICES - HUGE HOSPITAL WARD WITH OVER 30 IRON LUNG BREATHING MACHINES - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200955.html

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Strange and Interesting Facts From Past Inaugurations - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/200805.html

Strange Irish Ghost Story! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/184871.html

Strange & Amusing Facts About Pubs in the UK - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/157113.html

More Strange Mysteries of Easter Island - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/149706.html

Strange Fruit: The Olive! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/145612.html

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VOL 1568 - JAN. 15, 2017 - Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?"

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Strange Quotes and Tombstones

The Cowboy's Prayer
Oh Lord, I reckon I'm not much just by myself.
I fail to do a lot of things I ought to do.
But Lord, when trails are steep and passes high,
Help me to ride it straight the whole way through.
And when in the falling dusk I get the final call,
I do not care how many flowers they send--
Above all else the happiest trail would be
For You to say to me, "Let's ride, My friend."
Amen
Roy Rogers
(Sunset Hills Memorial Park, Apple Valley, California)

Shed not for her the bitter tear
Nor give the heart to vain regret
Tis but the casket that lies here
The gem that filled it sparkles yet
Belle Starr
(Myra Maybelle Shirley)
(Belle Star Cabin; Porum, Oklahoma)

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime
Dean Martin
( Westwood Memorial Cemetery, Los Angeles, California)

A star on earth - a star in heaven
Karen Carpenter
(Forest Lawn; Cyprus, California)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?"

Strategic responses to the ever dangerous "Do I look Fat" question:

"No, not to Stevie Wonder."

"Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."

"Does this tie make me look stupid?"

"No hablo ingles."

"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."

"If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."

"Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."

"Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."

"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."

"No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."

"Whoa! A talking couch!!"

"May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"

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STRANGE TRAFFIC DANGERS - WATCH THE TALL RENTAL TRUCK EXPLODE HITTING A LOW BRIDGE! - AMAZING ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/200897.html

STRANGE CLOUDS OVER AUSTRALIA - STRIPES AND MORE STRIPES - TAKEN FROM VIRGIN ATLANTIC FLIGHT - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200899.html

STRANGE RELIGIOUS ITEMS - MINIATURE 16TH CENTURY BOXWOOD CARVINGS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200808.html

STRANGE TOMBSTONES - CHAINS SURROUND GRAVE OF MATTHEW HALSALL WHO DIED IN 1854 - THOUGHT TO BE A VAMPIRE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200903.html

HILARIOUS EDUCATION STORY ABOUT TEACHER & AFRICAN ELEPHANTS AND HOOKED TO PHONICS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200904.html

STRANGE NFL FUN - FOR BIG PLAYOFF GAME BETWEEN DALLAS AND GREEN BAY, SUPERMARKET SODA DISPLAY IN WISCONSIN SPELLS OUT "CRUSH COWBOYS!" - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/200907.html

STRANGE POLICE VEHICLES - COP CAR HALF CAB TO PROMOTE DWI OPTIONS! "CHOOSE YOUR RIDE!" - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/200910.html

THE IMPORTANCE OF EDUCATION FOR TATTOO ARTISTS AND THOSE TOO DUMB TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! GIRLS BACK TATTOO WITH WRONG SPELLING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200911.html

WIND TURBINES - AERIAL SHOT OF HOW THEY IMPACT LOCAL WEATHER AND CLIMATE CONDITIONS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200912.html

BUILDING FUN - AMAZING STAIRWAY AND FLOOR MADE FROM A TREE DOWNED BY HURRICANE SANDY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200913.html

SCARY WEAPONS - NASTY LOOKING BRASS KNUCKLES WITH TEETH AND SPIKES! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/200914.html

SURFING FUN - WAVE CURLS OVER SURFER WITH CRYSTAL CLEAR VIEW OF OCEAN FLOOR - WOW! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/200915.html

FINALLY ACHIEVED! - WORLD PEAS SPELLED OUT GRAPHICALLY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200908.html

STRANGE VANITY LICENSE PLATES - STARWARS FAN - "OB1KNOBI" - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200909.html

OLD AVIATION PICTURES - PILOT STRAPS ON HIS MOTORCYCLE TO OUTSIDE OF BI-PLANE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200916.html

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- Grandparents And Their Amazing Grand Children! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/127888.html

- What Color is Your Car? What Does it Say About You? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/129481.html

- 10 Strange Uses For Aspirin - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/129480.html

- 20 Strangest Coincidences - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/129479.html

- The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/127884.html

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VOL 1567 - JAN. 11, 2017 - Strange Housekeeping Tips

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STRANGE QUOTES:

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. (Ed Furgol)

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. (Charles Lamb)

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. (Sam Goldwyn)

Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. (Spike Milligan)

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. (Henny Youngman)

There are three easy ways of losing money - racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain. (Lord Amherst)

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. (Paul Getty)

Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially legal tender. (Kay Ingram)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Housekeeping Tips

Tomorrow I will do the housework, NO EXCUSES!!! (unless they're good ones)

1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.

2. If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go!

3. The best mini-vac for an after meal clean up is the dog.

4. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.

5. Never make fried chicken in the nude.

6. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.

7. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.

8. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger.

9. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

10. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

11. Simplify... hire a maid.

12: My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being Hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

13. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

14. I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

15. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look affronted and exclaim, "What? And spoil the mood?"

16. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.

17. If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that "THIS is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes..."

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STRANGE OLDE VEHICLES - 1930'S MOVING TRUCK WITH THE FIRST ENVIRONMENTAL MESSAGE - STOP STREAM POLLUTION! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200863.html

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STRANGE TOY FAILS - MODEL ROCKET FIRES UP AND SHOOTS MAN IN THE BUTT - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200865.html

CREW PROBLEMS - ROWER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOAT FALLS OUT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200869.html

STRANGE MILITARY ITEMS - NEW ZEALAND REFUSED RUSSIAN NUCLEAR SUBMARINE AND MiG JETS AS PAYMENT FOR DAIRY PRODUCTS DEBT - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200867.html

NASTY MMA SUCKER PUNCH - INSTANT AFTER TOUCHING GLOVES - BOXER KO'S OPPONENT! - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200871.html

STRANGE RELIGIOUS ACTIVITIES - AMISH BUGGY PULLING SNOW SKIER ALONG SIDE OF THE ROAD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200870.html

MILITARY FUN - THE MARINE WOMAN GUNNER WILL SEND YOU TO FIND 72 VIRGINS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200872.html

STRANGE OLDE CELEBRITY PIX - A YOUNG CARRIE FISHER WATCHING HER MOTHER DEBBIE REYNOLDS PERFORM N STAGE - 1963 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200873.html

SYLVESTER STALLONE AND HIS 3 HOT DAUGHTERS AT 2017 GOLDEN GLOBES - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200874.html

STRANGE ANCIENT BUILDING - 1900 YEAR OLD STEP WELL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200877.html

STRANGE PRODUCTS - CHEF BOYARDEE SPAGHETTI O'S RENAMED - FISH A-HOLES - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200866.html

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Pure Genius! Oregon Ranchers Respond To Government Request To Survey Their Property About a Yellow-Legged Frog - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200830.html

7 Strange Psychic Predictions (That Came True) - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/182259.html

Strange Baseball Facts - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/182759.html

Strange New Word Contest - Mensa Invitational - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/175096.html

Strange Human Body Facts - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/175333.html

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VOL 1566 - JAN. 08, 2017 - Bizarre Books (Real) STRANGE E-LETTER

Mittwoch, 4. Januar 2017

VOL 1565 - JAN. 04, 2017 - Strange Things a True Southerner Knows…

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Strange "Women" Quotes:

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. [Wendy Liebman]

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. [Erma Bombeck]

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. [Sue Grafton]

I'm not going to vacuum 'till Sears makes one you can ride on. [Roseanne Barr]

I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." [Elayne Boosler]

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." [Maryon Pearson]

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." [Gilda Radner]

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." [Gloria Steinhem]

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Things a True Southerner Knows…

Strange Things a True Southerner Knows…

The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.

Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

What general direction cattywumpus is.

That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.

When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.

The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.

How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.

Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means.

Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!

A good dog is worth its weight in gold.

Real gravy don't come from the store.

When "by and by" is.

How to handle their "pot likker".

The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece".

The differences between a redneck and a good ol' boy.

Never to go snipe hunting twice.

At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.

Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows.

You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.

A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.

Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.

Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.

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STRANGE CHRISTMAS COSTUME - MAN CREATES AN ELF SITTING ON SANTA'S SHOULDERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200792.html

STRANGE MILITARY FUN - SOLDIERS ALL LINED UP DO THE CRAZY "WAVE." - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200793.html

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET MORE RIDICULOUS - COMPETITIVE "VAPING" IS THE LATEST SPORTS STUNT - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200794.html

STRANGE SPORTS AWARDS - OLYMPICS - GERMAN GOLD MEDALIST'S GET LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BEER - BELARUSSIAN'S UNLIMITED SAUSAGES FOR LIFE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200795.html

STRANGE SPORTS CHARTS & LIST - HIGHEST PAID ATHLETES WHO EARN MORE FROM ENDORSEMENTS THAN SPORTS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200796.html

COLLEGE FOOTBALL SCANDAL - GATOR BOWL 12-21-16 - CLEMSON LINESMAN GROPES OHIO STATE RUNNING BACK AFTER HE'S DOWN! SCARY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200797.html

STRANGE POLICE FUN - LADY OFFICER COMPLETED MARATHON IN FULL TACTICAL GEAR FOR CHARITY FUND RAISER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200798.html

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2017 - IT MIGHT BE A STRANGE YEAR! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200799.html

STRANGE NATURAL PHENOMENA - LIGHT PILLARS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200551.html

STRANGE OLDE WEST PIXS - OLIVE OATMAN - MOHAVE TRIBE CHIN SLAVE TATTOO - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200748.html

STRANGE FASHION ITEMS - URBAN OUTFITTERS IS ACTUALLY SELLING BURLAP SACKS FOR $80.00! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200800.html

STRANGE PREDATOR BIRD PIXS - EPIC PICTURE OF HAWK STRUTTING ON THE GROUND! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/200802.html

STRANGE OLDE CELEBRITIES - EVIL KNIEVEL IN HIS WHITE LEATHER OUTFIT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200803.html

STRANGE INTERNET FUN - CHECKOUT THE PICTURE OF THE MOST GOOGLED AMERICAN THING - AR-15 IN AUTO INTERIOR DRINK HOLDER - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/200801.html

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- Do We Still Have The Will To Win? How The PC Culture Is Killing Us - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/200786.html

- The Arrogance of One-Party Government in California - Turning It Into a Banana Republic - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/200788.html

- Who Was Geronimo? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/179340.html

- Strange Health Facts - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/138778.html

- Strange But "Punny" Puns - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/138774.html

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VOL 1564 - JAN. 01, 2017 - New Year Resolutions for Pets

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Happy New Year!

A Few New Years Eve Toasts for your pals!

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The Lord gives our relatives,
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!

May you never lie, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in each other's arms.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink with all of us
because we love you.

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May we live to learn well, and learn to live well.
May you live as long as you want,
and never want as long as you live.

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Strange "Father Time" Quotes:

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. - Margaret Bonnano

Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire. - Jorge Louis Borges

Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. - Dion Boucicault

Oh Time! the beautifier of the dead, adorer of the ruin, comforter and only healer when the heart hath bled... Time, the avenger! - Lord Byron

One life - a little gleam of Time between two Eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves. - Lord Chesterfield

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New Year Resolutions for Pets

15. I will not eat other animals' poop.

14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows.

9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.

8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush me!

6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.

5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.

3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!
January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND

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