VOL 1491 - DEC. 30, 2015 - New Year's Resolutions for Pets

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Happy New Year!

A Few New Years Eve Toasts for you and your pals!

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The Lord gives our relatives,
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!

May you never lie, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in each other's arms.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink with all of us
because we love you.

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May we live to learn well, and learn to live well.
May you live as long as you want,
and never want as long as you live.

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Strange "Father Time" Quotes:

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. - Margaret Bonnano

Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire. - Jorge Louis Borges

Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. - Dion Boucicault

Oh Time! the beautifier of the dead, adorer of the ruin, comforter and only healer when the heart hath bled... Time, the avenger! - Lord Byron

One life - a little gleam of Time between two Eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves. - Lord Chesterfield

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - New Year's Resolutions for Pets


New Year's Resolutions for Pets

1. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.

2. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

3. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.

4. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.

5. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

6. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my butt.

7. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

8. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year.

9. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

10. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.


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STRANGE SOCIAL MEDIA ITEMS - FACEBOOK BARBIE - THE REAL BARBIE AND THEN THE PROFILE PICTURE POSTED! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197709.html


STRANGE ARCHAEOLOGICAL DISCOVERIES - HUGE UNFINISHED OBELISK CARVED IN GRANITE - EGYPT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197715.html


STRANGE RICH PEOPLE CHRISTMAS GIFTS - GOLD PLATED SUGAR CUBES $120.00! - IN THE GOLD BOX - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197579.html


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STRANGE CHRISTMAS FUN - NOW THOSE ARE TREE LIGHTS! - MILLIONS! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/197710.html


STRANGE FOOD FUN - WACKY HEAD HELMET MOUNTED CEREAL BOX DIGGER SCOOPS FROM BOX AND ADDS MILK! STRANGE ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197712.html


STRANGE AIRCRAFT - HUGE BELUGA AIRBUS TRANSPORTS UNFINISHED AIRBUS AIRCRAFT FRONTS - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/197721.html


CELEBRITY FUN - LEONARDO DECAPRIO FINALLY GETS RECOGNIZED AT THE OSCARS! BEARLY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197724.html


STEVE HARVEY - MISS UNIVERSE SCREW-UP - BLOWS CHRISTMAS WISH - MERRY EASTER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197725.html


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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Strange Facts and Figures About Death! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197380.html


- Santa Downsizing - Christmas Cutbacks - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197717.html


- New Years History - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/159171.html


- New Years Resolutions For Internet Junkies - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/23769.html


- New Years Eve Hangover Cures - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/25283.html


- Strange But Pithy Sayings - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/186254.html

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VOL 1490 - DEC. 27, 2015 - 10 Hilarious Cover Letter Blunders

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CHRISTMAS WEEK FUN !


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Strange Quotes About 'Attitude'

Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd. - Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964), Taken Care Of ,1965

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell (1879 - 1958), The Silver Stallion, 1926

The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)

Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why some people with mediocre talent, but with great inner drive, go much further than people with vastly superior talent. - Sophia Loren (1934 - )

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - 10 Hilarious Cover Letter Blunders

These are actual examples of job search stupidity provided by a friend of ours who's a professional recruiter. Some of the specifics have been changed to protect the inept, but they're proof positive that the economy isn't solely to blame for today's horrendous employment statistics.

"If I could use one word to describe myself, it would be Team Player."

"My resume speaks for itself so I will not burden you with words."

"I have organized and conducted community service and missionary positions."

"I work an additional 10-15 minutes per week to perform administrative responsibilities promptly and accurately."

"I am interested in the Financial Analyst position. I currently work at Rusty's Camper Emporium as the parking attendant."

"I have attended Champions School of Real Estate, because I am a champion."

"I can think and act simultaneously under intense pressure."

"I am known and respected in New York City and surrounding area."

"Although my grades are not the highest, I possess the ability to grasp difficult concepts rather quickly most of the time."

"I am looking forward to further discussing my qualifications and how I can be an asset to your company. Please contact me at bigassbooty@ifailmail.com anytime."


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STRANGE BEAUTY PAGEANT OUTFITS - CHECK OUT MISS USA'S CRAZY RED WHITE & BLUE ANGEL WINGS AT THE MISS UNIVERSE CONTEST! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197636.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS FUN - FIND THE PANDA AMONG ALL THE SNOWMEN - HUNGARIAN ARTIST GERGELY DUDAS CREATED! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197637.html


WORST CELEBRITY BEACH BODIES - ADAM SANDLER - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197360.html


AMAZING ANIMAL ACTION PIXS - A WHOLE COLONY OF ANTS TEAM UP TO CARRY AND DRAG BY HUMAN LIKE ANT CHAINS HUGE FOOD ITEM TO THEIR HOME! - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/197615.html


STRANGE PICTURES - IS THIS PICKUP TRUCK REALLY TOWING THIS ICE BOUND SHIP? - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/197639.html


REALLY COOL OLDE TRUCKS - FLATBED FORD TRUCK WITH TRAILER HITCH BAR STOOLS AND BEER KEG TAPS! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/197641.html


STRANGE OLDE CELEBRITIES - CHARLES MANSON MURDER VICTIM SHARON TATE IN A BIKINI 1968 AT THE CANNES FILM FESTIVALE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197640.html


FARM FUN - GOT EXTRA LOGS? MAKE A KIDS PLAYHOUSE BULLDOZER OUT OF THEM! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/197644.html


STRANGE FARM FUN - GOOFY CHRISTMAS PACKAGING OF PS4 FARM SIMULATOR GAME WITH FRESH HEAD OF CABBAGE AND A CARROT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197646.html


COOL PICTURES - GREAT SHOT TO A DESERT TRAVELER WITH BEAUTIFUL WHITE HORSE AND COLORFUL SADDLE - PERFECT LIGHTING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197647.html


STRANGE RUSSIAN HOT RODS! GAZ-M20 POBEDA HOT ROD - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/197643.html


STRANGE ANIMALS - COOL ALL BLACK LION - REVERSE ALBINISM - MELANISM - AMAZING ! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/197648.html


STRANGE MUSTACHE CONTEST WINNER - MOST UNIQUE! - SQUARES IN A CIRCLE WITH MATCHING SPECTACLES ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197649.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS 2015 FUN - GINGERBREAD STAR WARS MILLENNIUM FALCON SPACE SHIP FOLLOWED BY TIE FIGHTERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197650.html


2015 CHRISTMAS FUN - POLICE BLOCK ENTRANCE TO MALL OF AMERICA IN MINNEAPOLIS TO PREVENT PROTESTERS FROM BLOCKING SHOPPERS - STRANGE XMAS FUN! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/197651.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS TIME FUN - FIREMAN'S OUTSIDE XMAS LIGHTS SHOW FIREMEN HOSING DOWN BURNING HOUSE AND CLIMBING LIT LADDER! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/197652.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SF - G - INTERNATIONAL FARMS - FOREIGN FARMS - CROPS - ASIA - EUROPE

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Gunfight Rules That Will Save You and Your Family - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/197384.html


- Illegal Migrants From Somalia Living In Free Italian Villa Demanding Free Wi-Fi and Free House Cleaning Services - http://www.strangepolitcis.com/content/item/197632.html


- 8 Strange Drive-Thru Services Around The World - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/175994.html


- Strange Breast and Bra Facts - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/176528.html


- Strange Inventors and Inventions - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/175332.html


- 10 Least Tourist-Friendly Countries - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/175993.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - SF - G - INTERNATIONAL FARMS - FOREIGN FARMS - CROPS - ASIA - EUROPE

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VOL 1489 - DEC. 23, 2015 - Strange Christmas Facts

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CHRISTMAS FUN !


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Strange Quotes About Santa:

Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money? - Tom Armstrong

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple Black

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. - Victor Borge

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? - Arlo Guthrie

I played Santa Claus many times, and if you don't believe it, check out the divorce settlements awarded my wives. - Groucho Marx "The Groucho Phile"

Christmas "Quotes"

"Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal." - Lenore Hershey

"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit." - Kin Hubbard

"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together." - Garrison Keillor

"Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year." - P. J. O'Rourke

"Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!" - Ogden Nash

For the Christmas season remember: Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN....
--- against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Christmas Facts

Xmas Facts

Saint Nicholas of Myra, the original Santa Claus, was the patron saint of children, thieves and pawnbrokers.

Based on previous surveys, 17 percent of you will embarrass yourselves in some way at your office Christmas party.

A Mongolian wild ass can run 8 mph faster than a reindeer.

It's Donder, not Donner.

Christmas pudding should be stirred from east to west.

56 percent of Americans sing holiday carols to their pets.

53 percent of Americans plan to "re-gift" this year.

1 in 3 men will wait until Christmas Eve to finish their shopping.

1 in 6 men would like to get rid of all the "gift-giving nonsense."

A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with mustard.

On Christmas Eve in 2001, the Bethlehem Hotel had 208 of its 210 rooms free.

It's "God rest ye merry, gentlemen," not "God rest ye, merry gentlemen."

There are 1.76 billion candy canes produced every year.

Kris Kringel, a man in his 40s, lives in North Pole, Alaska, and delivers pizzas for a living. He drives a 1984 Ford Tempo.

Based on a 1999 estimated population count of North America and Europe, on Christmas Eve of that year Santa Claus had to visit 42,466,666 homes in a 12-hour period -- that's 983 homes per second.


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WORST CELEBRITY BEACH BODIES - TARA REED - SCARY! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/197359.html


AMAZING AERIAL PIX OF 2 WHALES SWIMMING THROUGH A HUGE SCHOOL OF FISH! WOW! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/197613.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS TIME FUN - BARROOM TREAT - SANTA BOOTS FILLED WITH BEER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197614.html


STRANGE SPORTS PIXS- HOW DOES THIS ONE LEGGED RUNNER DO IT? - ODD PICTURE ANGLE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197616.html


STRANGE MILITARY SOLDIERS - HOT KURDISH WOMAN FIGHTING ISIS TERRORISTS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197617.html


STRANGE MILITARY FUN - THE ULTIMATE UNIT PHOTO WITH ACTUAL PHOTO BOMB - REAL BOMB! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/197618.html


COOL STAR WARS PICTURES - 1977 PEOPLE LINED UP TO SEE THE ORIGINAL ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197619.html


STRANGE DEATH RELATED ITEMS - CHINA IS TRYING TO BREAK THE RECENT HABIT OF MEN HIRING FUNERAL STRIPPERS TO ATTRACT MORE PEOPLE TO THE FUNERAL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197627.html


AMAZING VEHICLES ACCESSORIES - UNIQUE UNDER BUMPER SWING OUT TRAILER HITCH - JUST PUSH THE BUTTON! ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197621.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS TIME FUN - OVER THE TOP OUTDOOR CHRISTMAS DECORATING! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/197628.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS TIME FUN - WILD CHRISTMAS TREE OUTFIT FOR MOM! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/197630.html


LAS VEGAS TERROR DRIVER LAKEISHA HALLOWAY SCREAMS :ALLAHU AKBAR" AS SHE DRIVES OVER PEOPLE ON TH SIDEWALK! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/197622.html


NFL SPORTS FUN - HOT SANTA CHEER-LEADING OUTFITS - WOW! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/197629.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS TIME FUN - THESE SPECIAL GUNS TO KILL ZOMBIES SHOULD HELP JUNIOR ENJOY THE CHRISTMAS SEASON! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197631.html


COPS ARREST MAN WITH F*#K COPS TATTOOED ON FOREHEAD! - DUH! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197623.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS TIME FUN - A CHRISTMAS TREE FROM THE DARK SIDE - DARTH VADER TREE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197624.html


2015 MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT DISASTER - WATCH THEM TAKE THE WINNING CROWN OFF MISS COLUMBIA AFTER MORON ANNOUNCER SCREWED UP WINNER MISS PHILIPPINES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197626.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - HOLIDAYS - Christmas - Halloween - Thanksgiving

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Senior Wisdom - God's Plan For Aging - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/197466.html


- 12 Things You Might Not Know About the Movie 'A Christmas Story' - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/145674.html


- Christmas Italian Style - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/127893.html


- The Strange History of a Popular Christmas Carol - The 12 Days of Christmas! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/158418.html


- T'was the Month Before Christmas - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/170746.html


- Strange But Funny Christmas Holiday Eating Tips - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/171228.html


- Do You HATE Those 'Stupid" Christmas Letters? Read On..... - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/121338.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - HOLIDAYS - Christmas - Halloween - Thanksgiving

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VOL 1488 - DEC. 20, 2015 - A Politically Correct Christmas Poem

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DECEMBER FUN !


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Strange Christmas Quotes

"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want-and their kids pay for it." - Rixhard Lamm

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays." Henny Youngman

"Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Football Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." Erma Bombeck


Strange Quotes about Cats & Teenagers:

For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:

1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

4. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.

5. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - A Politically Correct Christmas Poem

A Politically Correct Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the North Pole,
were alleged by the union, to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished without much propriety,
released to the wilds, by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear,
that Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his beautiful sleigh,
because the ruts were deemed dangerous by the EPA,
And millions of people were calling the Cops,
when they heard sled noises upon their roof tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe, had his workers quite frightened,
and his fur trimmed red suit was called "unenlightened".

To show you the strangeness of today's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose.
He went to Geraldo, in front of the Nation,
demanding millions in over-due workers compensation.

So...half of the reindeer were gone, and his wife
who suddenly said she'd had enough of this life,
joined a self help group, packed and left in a whiz,
demanding from now on that her title was Ms.

And as for gifts...why, he'd never had the notion
that making a choice could cause such commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur...
Which meant nothing for him or nothing for her.
Nothing to aim, Nothing to shoot,
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls and nothing for just boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific,
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacifistic.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish upon the truth.
And fairy tales...while not yet forbidden,
were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden,
for they raised the hackles of those psychological,
who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

No baseball, no football...someone might get hurt,
besides - playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist and should be passe.
and Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

So Santa just stood there, disheveled and perplexed,
he just couldn't figure out what to do next?
He tried to be merry he tried to be gay,
but you must have to admit he was having a very bad day.
His sack was quite empty, it was flat on the ground,
nothing fully acceptable was anywhere to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might,
give to us all, without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy - with no indecision,
each group of people in every religion.
Every race, every hue,
everyone, everywhere...even you!
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...

"MAY YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES, ENJOY PEACE ON EARTH"


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- A Whole Bunch of Christmas Quickies! - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/23704.html


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VOL 1487 - DEC. 16, 2015 - Christmas Quiz - Can you Name These Carols?

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Quotes of the Day -

"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office." - Covert Bailey

"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people." - Jim Eason

"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car." - Carrie Snow

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Ziggy (Tom Wilson)

"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."- Rita Rudner

"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry."- John Lennon (1940 - 1980)

"The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Christmas Quiz - Can you Name These Carols?


1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas

2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres

3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling

4. Wanted in December: top forward incisors

5. The apartment of two psychiatrists

6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist

7. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis

8. Decorate the entryways

9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element

10. Oh small Israel urban center

11. Far off in a haybin

12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole

13. Duodecimal enumeration of the passage of the yuletide season

14. Leave and broadcast from an elevation

15. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season

16. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully

17. As the guardians of the woolly animals protected their charges in the dark hours

18. I beheld a trio of nautical vessels moving in this direction

19. Jubilation to the entire terrestrial globe

20. Do you perceive the same vibrations which stimulate my auditory sense organ?

21. A joyful song of reverence relative to hollow metallic vessels which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck

22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster

23. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans

24. Rose-colored uncouth dolf is aware of the nature of precipitation, darling

Answers

1. Oh Holy Night

2. Jingle Bell Rock

3. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

4. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

5. The Nutcracker Suite

6. Little Drummer Boy

7. Silent Night

8. Deck the Halls

9. Silver Bells

10. Oh Little Town of Bethlehem

11. Away in a Manger

12. We Three Kings

13. The Twelve Days of Christmas

14. Go Tell It on the Mountain

15. We Wish You a Merry Christmas

16. Hark the Herald Angels Sing

17. While the Shepherds Guarded Their Flocks By Night

18. I Saw Three Ships

19. Joy to the World

20. Do You Hear What I Hear?

21. Carol of the Bells

22. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

23. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

24. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer


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- Strange Inventors and Inventions - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/175332.html


- 25 Strange Uses For Coffee Filters - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/174085.html

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VOL 1486 - DEC. 13, 2015 - Clever Romantic Rhyme Contest

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Strange Gravestone Quotes:

"That's All Folks!"
The Man of a Thousand Voices - Mel Blanc
(Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California)

Truth and History.
21 Men.
The Boy Bandit King --
He Died As He Lived.
William H. Bonney "Billy the Kid"
(Fort Sumner Cemetery; Fort Sumner New Mexico)

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime - Dean Martin
( Westwood Memorial Cemetery, Los Angeles, California)

Shed not for her the bitter tear
Nor give the heart to vain regret
Tis but the casket that lies here
The gem that filled it sparkles yet
Belle Starr - (Myra Maybelle Shirley)
(Belle Star Cabin; Porum, Oklahoma)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Clever Romantic Rhyme Contest

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling you lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


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WORST CELEBRITY BEACH BODIES - LEONARDO DICAPRIO - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/197357.html


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STRANGE CELEB FUN - ROCKY TOP - SYLVESTER STALLONE LIFTS BIKINI CLAD LADY OVER HIS HEAD! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/197464.html


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- Proof That The World Is Nuts - Strange Laws Around The World - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/197371.html


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VOL 1485 - DEC. 9, 2015 - Personality Test - What Cartoon Character are You?

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Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back:

Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Personality Test - What Cartoon Character are You?

Just another one of those personality tests....quick and easy....haha enjoy from Tweety.

Take a few minutes and have some fun!

Ever wondered which cartoon character you are most like? A team of researchers got together and analyzed the personalities of cartoon characters, and put the information gathered into this quiz. Answer each question with the answer that most describes you, then add up the points that correspond with your answer. Then send this to all your friends, including the person who sent it to you, with your cartoon character in the subject line. Keep track of the question numbers (1-10) and your answers.
You'll need both at the end.
1) What describes your perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner for two b) Amusement park c) Roller blading in the park d) Rock concert e) See a movie

2) What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll b) Alternative c) Soft Rock d) Classical e) Popular

3) What is your favorite type of movie?
a) Comedy b) Horror c) Musical d) Romance e) Documentary

4) Which of the following jobs would you chose if you were given only these choices?
a) Waiter/Waitress b) Sports Player c) Teacher d) Policeman e) Bartender

5) Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
a) Work out b) Read c) Watch TV d) Listen to the radio e) Sleep

6) Of the following colors, which do you like the best?
a) yellow b) white c) sky blue d) teal e) red

7) Which one of the following would you like to eat right now?
a) ice cream b) pizza c) sushi d) pasta e) salad

8) What is your favorite holiday?
a) Halloween b) Christmas c) New Year's d) Valentine's Day e) Thanksgiving

9) If you could go to any of the following places, which would it be?
a) Paris b) Spain c) Las Vegas d) Hawaii e) Hollywood

10) Of the following, who would you rather spend time with?
a) Someone who is smart b) Someone with good looks c) Someone who is a party animal d) Someone who has fun all the time e) Someone who is very emotional

CHART to add up points Now total up your points and find your character below:

Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Q5
a 4pt a 2pt a 2pt a 4pt a 5pt
b 2pt b1pt b1pt b 5pt b 4pt
c 5pt c 4pt c 3pt c 3pt c 2pt
d 1pt d 5pt d 4pt d 2pt d 1pt
e 3pt e 3pt e 5pt e 1pt e 3pt

Q6 Q7 Q8 Q9 Q10
a 1pt a 3pt a 1pt a 4pt a 5pt
b 5pt b 2pt b 3pt b 5pt b 2pt
c 3pt c 1pt c 2pt c 1pt c 1pt
d 2pt d 4pt d 4pt d 2pt d 3pt
e 4pt e 5pt e 5pt e 3pt e 4pt


(10-17 points): You are TAZ! You are wild & crazy & you know it. You know how to have fun, but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing though, & are much in control of your own life. People don't always see things your way, but that doesn't mean that you should do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that your wild spirit can lead to hurting yourself & others.

(18-26 points) You are Bugs Bunny! You are fun, friendly, & popular. You are a real crowd pleaser. You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you come home with the values that your mother taught you. Marriage & children are important to you, but only after you have fun.
Don't let the people you please influence you to stray.

(27-34 points) You are Tweety! You are cute, & everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings & seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty, & calm most of the time. Just keep clear of back stabbers, & you are worry free.

(35-42 points) You are Pepe Le Pew! You are a lover.
Romance, flowers, & wine are all you need to enjoy yourself.
You are serious about all commitments. A family person. You call your Mom every Sunday, & never forget a Birthday. Don't let your passion for romance get confused with the real thing.

(43-50 points) You are Speedy Gonzales! You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is approached with a plan. You are very healthy in mind & body. You teach strong family values.
Keep your feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad situation when it does happen.

Now put your cartoon character in the subject line, then forward to your friends and back to the one who sent it to you.




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STRANGE MILITARY FUN - PORTUGUESE DEFENSE MINISTER DEMOS THEIR LATEST DRONE - FAIL! FLIES STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA! - WILD ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/197199.html


STRANGE SECRET SOCIETIES - YALE UNIVERSITY - THE ORDER OF SKULL AND BONES - FOUNDED 1832 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197398.html


BEST SCHOOL EXCUSE NOTE EVER! - MILITARY DAD LETS TEACHERS KNOW ABOUT VETERANS DAY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197405.html


STRANGE BUSINESS PROBLEMS - SELECTING EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH - SOLVED - IT'S ME - THE MANAGER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197429.html


STRANGE PARKING DANGERS - HANDICAPPED PARKING SIGN CLARIFIED FOR THE STUPID! - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/197430.html


COOL MILITARY PICTURES - WATERLINE VIEW FROM BOW OF SUBMARINE LOOKING UP AT MEN ON CONNING TOWER! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/197431.html


STRANGE ALLIGATOR PROBLEMS - GREEN POND SCUM ON ITS MOUTH! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/197432.html


NEWEST NAVY STEALTH SHIP - 600 FT USS ZUMWALT! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/197435.html


PREMATURE CELEBRATION - TRACK & FIELD STEEPLECHASE RUNNER FROM OREGON WAVES TO CROWD - LOSES RACE LAST MOMENT! - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/197441.html


CHILD STARS WHO BECAME CRIMINALS - BRIAN BONSALL FROM DISNEY & FAMILY TIES - NICE NECK TATTOO AND LIP HARDWARE! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/197442.html


STRANGE VEHICLE PAINT JOBS - AMAZING FLAMING ROPE MAN ON FAMILY VAN! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/197443.html


CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ARE DIFFERENT OUT WEST - CACTUS SANTA HATS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197444.html


AMAZING MILITARY TANKS - POLISH OBRUM PL-01 CONCEPT TANK TO ENTER PRODUCTION IN 2018! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/197377.html


LIZARD MAKES SURE HIS FROGGY PAL SHUTS UP! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/197394.html


STRANGE JEWELRY - TINY CHESS SET IN THIS COOL RING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197396.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS TIME FUN - FRONT YARD DISPLAY DEPICTS BATMAN AND ROBIN CHASING THE JOKER WHO STOLE THE XMAS PRESENTS! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/197395.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS TIME FUN - THE REAL COCA-COLA SANTA DELIVERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197397.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - DAY TRIPS - STRANGE DESTINATIONS - BRIDGES - MOTELS - TOURIST SPOTS - GAS STATIONS - JUNK YARDS - DEALERSHIPS - PARKING LOTS

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100726_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Who Will Solve These Mysteries About Barack Hussain Obama? - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/197400.html


Roasted! Burglar Stuck in Chimney Dies After Resident Lights Fire! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197346.html


Seinfeld Quiz - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/21690.html


Rhetorical Wisdom - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/21956.html


Logic & Commonsense - 18 Quickies - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/21991.html


Ten Things You Didn't Know About Clint Eastwood - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/161972.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - SV - DAY TRIPS - STRANGE DESTINATIONS - BRIDGES - MOTELS - TOURIST SPOTS - GAS STATIONS - JUNK YARDS - DEALERSHIPS - PARKING LOTS

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/115_1.html

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VOL 1484 - DEC. 6, 2015 - Strange Hospital Chart Notations

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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DECEMBER FUN !


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Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?

Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

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Strange "Character" Quotes:

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. - Elmer G. Letterman

In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what is beyond it. - Francis Thompson (1859 - 1907)

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. - Japanese Proverb

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Hospital Chart Notations


The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The skin was moist and dry.

Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

The patient was prepped and raped in the usual manner.

Examination reveals a well-developed male laying in bed with his family in no distress.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.

Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

She is numb from her toes down.

Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.

While in the emergency room, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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WORST CELEBRITY BEACH BODIES - COURTNEY LOVE - NASTY BIKINI - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/197356.html


CHINESE POLICE REPEL DOWN WALL AND KICK WOMAN INTO BUILDING THREATENING TO JUMP - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/197382.html


OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - EXPLAINED AS TO WHY YOU SEE WHAT YOU SEE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197383.html


FATHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE - ZOO FUN UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL - DAD GETS THEM CLOSE TO THE ANIMALS - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/197110.html


STRANGE RELIGIOUS ITEMS FOR CHRISTMAS - ADVENT CALANDER FOR WINE LOVERS - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/197385.html


STRANGE RELIGIOUS ITEMS FOR CHRISTMAS - ADVENT CALENDAR FOR BEER LOVERS - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/197386.html


COOL CANADIAN FLAG AUTO WINDOW STICKER - GET OUT! - WHERE IS THE US FLAG STICKER? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197387.html


NEW US AMMUNITION FOR TROOPS TO USE ON ISIS - BUCK SHOT AND BACON LOADS! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/197318.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS TIME FUN - CRAZY JAPANESE VERSION OF A SUSHI MENORAH! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197389.html


STRANGE CATS - SPHYNX CAT ! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/197373.html


STRANGE MILITARY PIX - ISIS CAPTURED CLASSICAL RUINS OF PALMYRA / TADMUR - CONTRAST OF EXECUTING SYRIAN SOLDIERS AND 2011 WHEN BALLET PERFORMED AT THE AMPHITHEATER - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197374.html


AMAZING EUROPEAN SPORTS CARS - 2015 ASTON-MARTIN $2.3 MILLION VULCAN - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/197375.html


COOL MILITARY PIXS - GREEN BERETS WEARING OXYGEN & NIGHT VISION FOR HIGH ALTITUDE FREE-FALL PARACHUTE JUMP - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/197376.html


SHIP BUILDING LAUNCH INTO CANAL CREATES HUGE TIDAL WAVE- COOL ACTION GIF - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/197390.html


STRANGE DUST DEVIL INVADES CAMP GROUNDS - CRAZY MEN JUMP INSIDE! - WILD ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197372.html


STRANGE NFL FANS - CLEVELAND BROWNS TATTOOED BACK FAN HAS MESSAGE ABOUT QUARTERBACK JOHNNY MANZIEL TREATMENT! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/197391.html


STRANGE AUTO ACCESSORIES - MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS CUSTOM MACHINE GUN MOUNT IN CAR DOOR! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/197392.html


BRILLIANT IDEA OF THE YEAR! - USE THAT USELESS OLD TREAD MILL AS A CONVEYOR BELT TO LOAD FIREWOOD INTO THE BASEMENT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197378.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - CARS - CORVETTES - VETTES - STINGRAYS - T-TOPS

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100667_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Teacher Passes On Hilarious Report About Grandma and Grandpa at The 'Wreck' Center - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197297.html


Holy Vision in Toilet Bowl Saves Gal From Suicide - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/119433.html


The Joys of Owning Pets - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/119429.html


Strange 'ONE-LINERS' - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/152626.html


Strange Famous Firsts of the 1930's - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/152815.html


The Strange Story of Abandoned Schoolhouse in Calgary, Albert - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/152818.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - SV - CARS - CORVETTES - VETTES - STINGRAYS - T-TOPS

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/119_1.html

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"These bombs are your fault, comedians. Your satire wasn't strong enough!"

This Week:

* PROJECT - Introducing the 'Clickbait Robot'

* VIDEO - How Bladerunner would be shit with Siri

* B3TA_LINKS - Finally fixed on Twitter. YAY!

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 Ok, we've been lazy and there's been no

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 there's going to be one every week either but

 today is you lucky day. LUCKY. There's a LOT to

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING THESE WEEK

 Other than making suspicious jam

 >> Blade Runner With A Siri Interface <<

 Black Moon writes, "The description kind of says

 it all really. No point watching it now."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCDU8r7Tcfk

 >> Loo Read - Walk on the Wired Side <<

 Merkinhead writes, "My latest piece of

 paronomasiac nonsense. Twitter profiles "sing"

 Lou Reed. Hope this one stays up longer than

 four days... (P.S. There's a tit in it - and I'm

 not talking about Nick Kamen - so some might

 consider it NSFW, although I've not ticked the

 box.) "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7-eezLEbcs

 >> Top Ten Bad Word Wrongs <<

 Eddache writes, "Learn how to talk more gooder"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_ebSnqnGXI

 >> Dodge Zombies <<

 I Smash Things in My Sleep Uruk-Hai writes,

 "Just for Halloween, my little avoid the zombies

 game. Seriously you will not last 3 minutes."

http://www.zettix.com/Graphics/js/dodge3d/index.html

 >> Corporate Monopoly Game <<

 Corington writes, "I made this for work - go

 round the board trying not to lose all your

 money to the evil capitalist hat (or just play

 as the hat)"

http://www.globaljustice.org.uk/corporatemonopoly

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: GIFT IDEAS FOR MEN

 Seriously, we understand men and there's only

 three things worth buying them. Cheese, booze or

 socks. This isn't a joke, it's the truth.

 Oh and this Whisky advent calendar looks very

 nice. Buy that too.

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: HELLO 'CLICKBAIT ROBOT'

 Your B3ta editor has been coding

 

 After not bothering for several years your B3ta

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 * B3TA LINKS ON TWITTER - Rob also writes about

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 ago?) - so he gave me the account and I wrote

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: HOW TO GET YOUR STUFF IN THIS NEWSLETTER

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 All you have to do is post your thingie-bob

 on our links board and if the community and

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 hang around and chat a bit else the regulars

 get arsey.

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: SITES IN BRIEF

 Flat, slow, clicky

 * 16 ROMANIAN PHRASES THAT BRITISH PEOPLE FIND

 HILARIOUS - B3tans Rob Manuel & HappyToast did

 this listicle for Azimo who aren't paying us to

 promo it but we might as well, anyway it's good!

 Really!

https://azimo.com/en/blog/16-romanian-phrases-british-people-find-hilarious

 * DON'T GIVE THE SUBS ACID - Fred Zeppelin

 writes, "Very Funny 'Story' From the

 Peterborough Standard, 1979. Goes off on

 something of a tangent, let's say."

http://bravenewmalden.com/2011/02/03/the-fremony-at-the-library/

 * SNAKE - THE TEXT ADVENTURE - Bootsthealchemist

 writes, "The Most Fully Awesome Online Version

 of Snake You've Ever Played!"

http://www.draknek.org/games/shitsnake2/#7.l.e.17.q.1e.g.f

 * WHAT'S YOUR 'SPINAL TAP GUITARIST' NAME - A

 little known fact is that the name Nigel Tufnell

 is a play on Eric Clapton. I.e. boring bloke

 name plus London location. Tube and train

 stations work well.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/12/03/whats-spinal-tap-guitarist-name/

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE:

 Some 'free' ideas

 

 * Get The Pet Shop Boys to do a cover of Lorem

 Ipsum. "Lorem. Lorem. Lorem ipsum dolor sit

 amet."

 * Start a Kickstarter for a 'drugs advent

 calendar' Bit of smack, lsd & whatevs behind each

 door. Finish with a cocaine 'white Christmas'

 * Find a terrorist and ask them what they want.

 Read lots of "that's what the terrorists want!"

 but few seem to ask them directly.

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO

 Like TV but even shittier

 * THIS VIDEO IS PURE WOW - here's a pure

 emotional truth in this song, "the world is

 burning, let's masturbate". Not even joking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iIGGiejBKY

 * FOAM AD - TheWooinator writes, 'I Genuinely

 Stumbled across this co looking for some foam

 for my sofa, saw they had a promo and thought,

 "I bet this HAS to be the most dull promo in

 history"'

http://www.thefoamshop.co.uk/page/152/promo-video

 *  NORTHERN STAR WARS DIRECTED BY KEN LOACH -  

 Pissflaps. writes, "Yoda: 'Shit out of you they

 will kick'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSSFNhF4HSk

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK

 Revenge II

 Here's the best stories from last week:

 * OUTSIDE THE DRIFTWOOD SPARS, ST AGNES - I

   found Mrs Andrew Ridgeley's purse in the car

   park of the Driftwood Spars pub. It was

   stacked with cash and cards. I took it into

   the pub and handed it to the barman. He then

   took it over to Mr & Mrs Ridgeley who were

   eating at a table in the corner of the bar.

   The barman handed her the purse, and pointed

   at me to indicate who had handed it in. They

   didn't even wave at me. No free drink. No pat

   on the back from the former Wham 'guitarist /

   singer' or from his equally talented 'singer

   from Bananarama' wife. I've not bought a

   single Wham or Bananarama record since that

   day. That'll teach them. Thinking about it I

   have bought compilation albums with both

   'bands' songs on them.  Shit, shit, shit.

   Really pissed off now.

   (insignificantsnivellinglittleturd)

 * IN A CERTAIN NORTH LONDON FIRE

   STATION............ - There is (or at least

   was) a 20 year old framed picture on the wall

   of then local MP and Prime Minister Margaret

   Thatcher. She is surrounded by the boys of Red

   Watch and smiling whilst holding a large mug

   of tea. Each of the firemen in that photo had

   specially wiped their dirty, stinking cocks

   around the inside of that mug before her

   "photo opportunity" visit. Sweet revenge for

   the wave of Fire Station closures that she had

   instigated. I feel sure that she is not aware

   of this to this day. (Zuowan)

 * Read all the other answers from the 'Revenge

   II' question:

http://b3ta.com/questions/Revenge2

 >> This week: While the cat's away <<

 This weeks question from social hand grenade who

 asks, "What have you done when your other half

 has gone off somewhere for the weekend?"

http://b3ta.com/questions/catsaway

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: IMAGE CHALLENGE

 Breakdance

 Here's the best images from last week:

 * ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR BOOGALOO -  (Ninj)

http://b3ta.com/board/11178979

 * SKEGNESS IS SO BREAKDANCING -  (Ya What?)

http://b3ta.com/board/11178982

 * CLASSIC BREAKDANCE MOVE 'THE WINDMILL' RENAMED

   'THE WINDMIDDLETON' BY ROYAL DECREE -

   (R2Dtard)

http://b3ta.com/board/11179417

 * See all the other images from the 'Breakdance'

 challenge:

http://b3ta.com/challenge/breakdance

 >> This week: Comedy Music Mash up <<

 It's a simple mash up crossover challenge this

 week. Put musicians in to comedies and comedy

 characters in to bands. Plenty of punnage to be

 had.

http://b3ta.com/challenge/comedymusicmash

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