VOL 1387 - Dec. 31, 2014 - Strange New Year's Resolutions for Pets

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Happy New Year!


A Few New Years Eve Toasts for your pals!

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The Lord gives our relatives,
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!

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May you never lie, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in each other's arms.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink with all of us
because we love you.

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May we live to learn well, and learn to live well.
May you live as long as you want,
and never want as long as you live.


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Strange "Father Time" Quotes:

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. - Margaret Bonnano

Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire. - Jorge Louis Borges

Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. - Dion Boucicault

Oh Time! the beautifier of the dead, adorer of the ruin, comforter and only healer when the heart hath bled... Time, the avenger! - Lord Byron

One life - a little gleam of Time between two Eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves. - Lord Chesterfield

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - New Year's Resolutions for Pets


New Year's Resolutions for Pets

1. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.

2. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

3. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.

4. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.

5. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

6. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my butt.

7. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

8. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year.

9. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

10. I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.


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VOL 1386 - Dec. 28, 2014 - Strange Idle Thoughts - Why? Why?

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Strange Quotes About Cities & Countries:

Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.- - - Nelson Algren

Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.- - - William Faulkner

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.- - - Bette Midler "London Times 21 Sep 78"

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.- - - Rush Limbaugh

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Why Why Why - Strange Idle Thoughts


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you !


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VOL 1385 - Dec. 24, 2014 - Strange Christmas Quiz - Can you Name These Carols?

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Merry Christmas!


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Quotes About Santa:

Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money? - Tom Armstrong

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple Black

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.- Victor Borge

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark. - Dick Gregory

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? - Arlo Guthrie

I played Santa Claus many times, and if you don't believe it, check out the divorce settlements awarded my wives.- Groucho Marx "The Groucho Phile"

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Christmas Quiz - Can you Name These Carols?


1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas

2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres

3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling

4. Wanted in December: top forward incisors

5. The apartment of two psychiatrists

6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist

7. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis

8. Decorate the entryways

9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element

10. Oh small Israel urban center

11. Far off in a haybin

12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole

13. Duodecimal enumeration of the passage of the yuletide season

14. Leave and broadcast from an elevation

15. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season

16. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully

17. As the guardians of the woolly animals protected their charges in the dark hours

18. I beheld a trio of nautical vessels moving in this direction

19. Jubilation to the entire terrestrial globe

20. Do you perceive the same vibrations which stimulate my auditory sense organ?

21. A joyful song of reverence relative to hollow metallic vessels which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck

22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster

23. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans

24. Rose-colored uncouth dolf is aware of the nature of precipitation, darling

Answers

1. Oh Holy Night

2. Jingle Bell Rock

3. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

4. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

5. The Nutcracker Suite

6. Little Drummer Boy

7. Silent Night

8. Deck the Halls

9. Silver Bells

10. Oh Little Town of Bethlehem

11. Away in a Manger

12. We Three Kings

13. The Twelve Days of Christmas

14. Go Tell It on the Mountain

15. We Wish You a Merry Christmas

16. Hark the Herald Angels Sing

17. While the Shepherds Guarded Their Flocks By Night

18. I Saw Three Ships

19. Joy to the World

20. Do You Hear What I Hear?

21. Carol of the Bells

22. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

23. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

24. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer


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VOL 1384 - Dec. 21, 2014 - Top Ten Things A Department Store Santa Doesn't Want To Hear From Kids

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Top 10 Christmas Quotes:

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. - Burton Hillis

The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart. - Helen Keller

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space. - Dave Barry

Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas. -Dale Evans Rogers

This, the spirit of Christmas, that forever and ever endures. May it leave its richest blessing in the hearts of you and yours. - Author Unknown

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. - Victor Borge

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. - Larry Wilde

From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas brings us closer to each other. - Emily Matthews

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas. - WC Jones


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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Top Ten Things A Department Store Santa Doesn't Want To Hear From Kids


10. "Remember me? I'm the kid with the weak bladder"

9. "You smell like supermarket gin"

8. "The real miracle on 34th Street would be if they accepted my mom's MasterCard"

7. "I want a 2004 Pontiac Aztec"

6. "Oh, by the way, if I don't get an X-Box, I'm gonna hunt you down, old man"

5. "I'm Jewish"

4. "I love you Kenny Rogers"

3. "Frankly I'm just here to humor my parents"

2. "While I'm talking to you, my mom is shoplifting blouses"

1. "Mom says you're my real daddy"


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[b3ta] Russell Brand calls b3ta 'Pound shop Reddit'

 

This Week:

* HYPNO-CAT - treats a dog

* PEAK SHIT - Brand Vs Farage

* CRAP ROBOTS - championship

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B3ta email 646  - 19 Dec 2014

Read this on your Cambridge Z88:

http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue646

   

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 Feb 20th in London. Previous speakers have

 included Adam Curtis, Jeremy Deller, Meg Rossof

 and Rob Manuel. This year's speakers include

 avant-garde comedian Simon Munnery. It always

 sells out, so get your tickets now -

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 BTW: Personal recommendation from B3ta editor

 here - we've been two years running. It's top.

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK

 >> Cat Gives A Dog Hypnotherapy <<

 Translated with voice over by Slurpy J.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/1257496/

 >> Unveiling the Birdbox Christmas card <<

 Smartie123 writes, "We thought we'd show off

 the 2014 Christmas pop-up card with a

 difference. Merry Christmas!"

http://youtu.be/7aiKg5AscQ8

 >> Sweary Stencils! <<

 Lumpytuna and Happytoast bring you an exciting

 new way to be rude to someone over a hot

 beverage. Decorate a Cappuccino with popular

 phrases like Cunt, Twat and Toss Pot!

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/SwearyStencils

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: BEST USVSTH3M ARTICLES THIS MONTH

 Reading rather than interactives

 * Russell Brand and Nigel Farage on Question

 Time means politics has reached 'peak shit' -

 written by John Higgs author of The KLF: Chaos,

 Magic and the Band Who Burned a Million Pounds.

http://goo.gl/DBAlt7

 * What happened when your B3ta editor Rob Manuel

 visited the notorious Cereal Killer Cafe.

http://goo.gl/D0z7de

 * 17 times it 'all kicked off' in regional news

 - the best, most bafflingly mundane, headlines

 from uk's local papers.

http://goo.gl/CnmgoY

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: SITES IN BRIEF

 Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

 *  Abandoned CDs - oddly fascinating glimpses

 of the rotting, technology of the recent past.

http://abandonedcds.blogspot.co.uk/

 * Winter wear for the discerning b3tard -

 because who doesn't want to be draped in cock?

http://odioalagente.tumblr.com/post/105381396001

 * 12 days of Tubgirl and Goatse -  Something

 festive for our readers and not even that NSFW.

 Finally a use for 3-D printing!

http://tubgirlandgoatse.tumblr.com/

 * Bullets! Lots of bullets! The Recordist on

 SoundCloud has 23 seconds of HD bullets

 whizzing by. Play loud, as it used to say on

 LPs.

https://soundcloud.com/therecordist/bullets-2-hd-pro-sfx-preview

 * A very specific niche here. Perfect for

 secret Santa!

http://www.stampacunt.com/

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: PODCAST CORNER

 Keep you busy over Xmas anyway

 

 * Marc Maron and  Louis C.K. from 2010 -  "this

 conversation between Marc [Maron] and Louis

 C.K. was chosen by Slate as the #1 podcast

 episode of all time."

http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/louis_c.k._from_2010

 *  New Popper/Serafinowicz Radio Spirit World -

 "David Frost interviews Jimmy Savile. In Hell.

 Ft. Hitler, Margaret Thatcher and Bill Cosby,"

 writes jonofthesouth.

http://goo.gl/5LjdRf

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO

 Like TV but without the Radio Times

 >> Car Park by Bird Box Studio <<

 Varmint writes, "This deserves a repost because

 it won the British Comedy Award 2014 for best

 Internet short, AND was done by a B3tan!"

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Car_Park_by_Bird_Box_Studio

 >> The Crap Robot Championships <<

 "This is what the internet was invented for!"

 claims wakeupandsmellthebacon - with partial

 accuracy.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/1253529/

 >> A recorder made from a carrot <<

 Does what it says on the tin. A carroty tin.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/A_recorder_made_from_a_carrot

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: FUNNY NAME CORNER

 'Fanny burger'

 

 OnionTerror writes, "I actually used to live

 in this town, which is why I found out about

 this. It wasn't there when I was so I missed

 out on eating some."

http://www.fannyburger.cez-net.sk/

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE

 Results from the 'Dangerous Everything'

 challenge

 Last week we asked you to make all the lovely

 safe things in the world into life threatening

 explosive horror machines.

 Your favourites included:

 * Gymnastics: a return visit to the already

 pretty lethal balance beam

 (drbroon)

http://b3ta.com/board/11122149

 * ELCJCB: another return visit, to the perfect

 blend of power tools and childcare

(HappyToast)

http://b3ta.com/board/11122065

 * Hardhathell: The gaping jaw of site protection.  

 (Ya What?)

http://b3ta.com/board/11120814

 

 All these images, and a load more can be

found here:

http://b3ta.com/challenge/dangerall/popular/

  >> New challenge: Piggy Christmas  <

 This week we are shoving all things porcine in to

 all things festive. Pigs in blankets, pigs in

 stockings, pigs in presents etc  

http://b3ta.com/challenge/pigxmas/

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 THANKS:

 This issue was written by Rob Manuel with

 David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by antmulder,

 fred zeppelin, mediocre, Mudface, Double2,

 jonofthesouth, Ghoti Fingers, & Varmint

 Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.

 Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.

 Top tip via  Devon Dan

 Subjlols via Frogbeat.

 

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 TOP TIP:

 Seeing as it's nearly Xmas - here's the BEST

 ever top tip:

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post66967

 Freezing worms makes them easier to sharpen.

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