Sonntag, 29. September 2013
VOL 1256 - Sept. 29, 2013 - Quick (But Scary) Psychological Test
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Strange Quotes on "Enemies:"
'You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you." - Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)
'Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963)
'The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."
Joseph Heller (1923 - ), Catch 22
'Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)
'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
'Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake." - Persian Proverb
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Quick (But Scary) Psychological Test
This is a genuine psychological test.
It is a story about a girl. Whilst at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then.
A few days later the girl killed her own sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
Stop and think for a minute before reading further.
The obvious answer, Mr Bundy? She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.
If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.
This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly.
If you didn't answer correctly - good for you.
If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance.
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VOL 1255 - Sept. 25, 2013 - Quiz For People Who Know Everything
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Strange Quotes: Famous Curses!
May your every wish be granted. - Ancient Chinese Curse
May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. - Arab Curse
May those that love us, love us;
and to those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
and if He doesn't turn their hearts,
may He turn their ankles
so we'll know them by their limping.
- - - Old Irish Toast
May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same bed, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year. - Traditional Gypsy Curse
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Quiz For People Who Know Everything
"A Quiz For People Who Know Everything"
(1) There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?
(2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
(3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
(4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
(5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
(6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
(7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them.
(8) There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them?
(9) Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"
(10) There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name the other six.
(11) It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?
(12) Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S."
"Answers To Quiz"
1. Boxing.
2. Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
3. Asparagus and rhubarb.
4. Baseball.
5. Strawberry.
6. The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the whole growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
7. Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.
8. Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
9. In Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept the name when they moved west.
10. Batter hit by a pitch; passed ball; catcher interference; catcher drops third strike; fielder's choice; and being designated as a pinch runner.
11. Lettuce.
12. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, snowshoes, stockings.
..Well, now you know! Feel any smarter?
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VOL 1254 - Sept. 22, 2013 - Strange Legal Defenses
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Strange Quotes: When Insults Had Class
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."--
Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...
followed by Churchill's response:
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one." -- Winston Churchill
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Legal Defenses
Strange Legal Defenses
In 1996, a Californian judge ruled against James Pflugradt's estate and in favor of the deceased's former landlord. The judge allowed the landlord to keep Pflugradt's $825 security deposit because he died without giving 30 days notice.
Troy Matthew Gentzler confessed to tossing rocks at cars from an overpass on Interstate 83 near York, Pennsylvania. But his lawyer claimed he was the victim of "Roid rage," erratic emotional swings caused by steroid use.
In October 1996, Charles S. Shapiro begged the Montgomery County, Maryland, court to allow him to change his plea to not guilty of hiring a hit man. He claimed his judgment had been impaired because he had ingested tranquilizers along with a bottle of Tums before confessing.
A Saint Louis, Missouri, man argued that the reason the jury found him guilty of stealing court documents wasn't that it had been prejudiced against him. The man claimed he was demonized because the judge allowed the jury to learn he was a lawyer.
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[b3ta] "Sausages are not the only fruit"
This Week:
* EXORCISM - Katie Hopkins
* GAME - Jaws, the text adventure
* VID - Airline safety lols
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B3ta email 599 - 20th Sept 2013
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
>> National Airlines safety video <<
"If you have to fly with any airline, make sure
it's National Airlines," advises ratbanjos. A
cheesy inflight safety video with new
voiceover, this is wonderfully wrong.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/National_Airlines
>> 'Over the cliffs' <<
"I made this video here in Shetland, with a
waterproof camera and a big stick," boasts
RompaStompa. All we can say is that it must
have been a particularly big stick, as the
camera soars contemplatively high above the
rugged Scottish landscape.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Over_the_cliffs
>> Sherlock Holmes: Pipe Battle <<
"Hope you like it," opines feelwelcome of this
peculiar Sherlock Holmes pipe-smoking remix.
Just odd.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1069630
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: USVSTH3M
B3ta-affiliated project that sucks our time
* 19 WAYS TO MAKE AN ILLUSTRATOR GRIND THEIR
TEETH TO BLOODY STUMPS - think being an
illustrator is all drawing awesome unicorns and
people telling you you're great? Think again,
for it is a job that destroys teeth. TEETH WE
TELL YOU.
http://usvsth3m.com/post/61672228017/19-ways
* JAWS: THE TEXT ADVENTURE - how bitey are you?
C'mon! You get to play the SHARK! Who doesn't
want to be a shark?
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/jaws/
* CAN YOU SPOT THE NORTHAMPTON CLOWN? -
Northampton is currently being haunted by a
sinister clown. Dare you play our latest game
and track him down?
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/northampton-clown/
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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Break-up Stories
We wanted the gory details of your relationship
failures. And you gave them to us. Go read
pineapplecharm's story of love, loss and DIY:
http://b3ta.com/questions/breakingup/
* MATCHED - "In the smoldering ashes of a
marriage breakup I decided to get back out there
and meet someone new. So, like many, I gave
online dating a try. There wasn't a great deal
of choice back then and match dot com was by far
the biggest, so I dutifully filled their profile
pages, uploaded pictures and submitted payment.
I almost held my breath with excitement as I
clicked the button to find my matches... The
first match back was 100%: could there really be
my perfect partner out there living in the same
small town as me!? No, that genius website had
decided my perfect match was my ex-wife. Looking
further I decided I probably wasn't ready to get
back on the dating scene after all. And they
don't do refunds." (golddust)
* ARSED - "You get into a relationship, you're
well matched, you share interests and the sex is
*fantastic*. So much so, that you move in and
talk about making it all permanent. She asks me
to fix her computer, as it was running like it
was submerged in treacle. Halfway through I
accidentally dropped a file into the recycling
bin. Clicked through and I found loads of
pictures of my beloved getting royally porked at
various angles by some bloke. I then found that
a) the pictures were only dated the previous
week and b) all my stuff could clearly be seen
on the bedside cabinet. Well fuck that shit. I
could live with being cheated on. What really
got me that there was clearly a third person
holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up
and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it
didn't. I closed the lid on her laptop, moved
out that day, haven't spoken since." (Freddie
Woo)
* DYED - "Not me, but my friend. She had been
dating this guy for about a year and was utterly
smitten. One night he took her out for dinner as
he had something to talk about. Was he going to
ask her to move in with him? No. Said it wasn't
her, it was him. He just needed to try something
new. Something different. "Like what?" she
sobbed, "Are you gay? Are you going travelling?"
No, he just thought it was time he was with
someone more... BLONDE. And as she stared at him
in disbelief, he went on, "Please don't mis-
understand me. The very last thing I'm saying is
that you should go off and dye your hair."
(rachelswipe)
>> This Week - TWAT FRIENDS <<
You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to
ruin every social situation by being an
embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us
all about them, and remember if you don't have
one, it's you:
http://b3ta.com/questions/twatfriends/
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
>> Android Kit-kat comic <<
Kids are scared of the silliest stu Oh, wait,
that is terrifying.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Nestle_free_week
>> OmNomNomify the web <<
It's hard to convey just how much joy you can
get from replacing every picture on the web
with animated GIFs of the Cookie Monster
dancing. War, disaster, fashion, celebrity -
all infinitely improved.
http://omnomnomify.com/
>> The difficult life of the BBC newsreader <<
Newsreader pronounces a 35-letter Hawaiian
surname not once, but TWICE, in a 29-second
broadcast. We kind of want this to be video to
see him punch the air when gets through.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01h0lgf
>> Has Johnny Cash really "been everywhere"? <<
Johnny Cash makes a bold claim in "I've Been
Everywhere" - this guy puts it to the test, by
mapping the song's locations.
http://johnnycashhasbeeneverywhere.com/
>> Pixar's 22 Rules of Storytelling <<
Ex-Pixar artist lays out the company's 22 rules
of compelling storytelling. A great way to
indulge your occasional fantasies about writing
that great novel or screenplay.
http://imgur.com/a/fPLnM
>> World's worst estate agent photography <<
Collection of absolutely brain-molesting house
detail photography - some from people who tried
too hard, but most who just couldn't give a
fuck.
http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com/
>> Pinterest board of all Steve Ballmer's jumpers <<
Why does this exist? We can only guess.
Guess... and shudder in dread.
http://bit.ly/181Bvox
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: HELP WANTED
The Sunday Assembly
Long-time B3tan Sanderson Jones writes:
"The Sunday Assembly is the atheist church that
is going global. We're making a crowdfunding
video, and looking for an animator to do a
little bit. Anyone want to help email or
Twitter us? Thanks!
https://twitter.com/SundayAssembly
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Like a lol but smaller
>> Updated version of 'Right Said Fred' <<
Cockney classic updated for these modern times.
This guy's delivery is absolutely spot on.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1067085/
>> Ginger cat vs Paper Army <<
Little paper guys mob up to tackle their
nemesis - a ginger cat.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Ginger_cat
>> The Exorcism Of Katie Hopkins <<
Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby attempt
to drive the evil from professional "social
commentator" Hopkins.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1068178/
>> Why stock video footage doesn't have sound <<
Getty vids, dubbed with alarming, new
soundtracks.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Getty_Dubs
>> How to ride a wrecking ball like Miley Cyrus <<
For "Miley" read "fleshy, uncooked chicken".
Sort of funny, veering towards actually
upsetting. Yeesh. What an emotional
rollercoaster.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1067779
>> Pub-style bets you will always win <<
10 Bets You'll Always Win is a video series
explaining clever wagers you can make with your
chums, in the almost surefire knowledge that
they'll fail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sph7VkZsryc
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Alien Invasion Challenge
Last week we wanted you to picture life
after the forthcoming alien invasion
Your favourites included:
* BREAKFAST: homely gathering spoilt by
bursting life-form facial (Captain Howdy)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11010067
* TALENT: X-Factor panel invaded to ensure
other-worldly winner (Fresh Water Mole)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11011081
* REALITY: further X-Factor frights, as
personal journey climaxes (Joe Scaramanga)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11009444
All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/alien-invasion/
>> New challenge: Misheard Lyrics II <<
Mishearing lyrics for the LOLs is one of
the cornerstones upon which B3ta was
built, yet we haven't done it as a
challenge since 2004. Time to put that
right. Suggested by PedroHin and Shallowz.
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/misheard-lyrics/
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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories.
* B3TAN IN THE DAILY MAIL - For eating cat
food. "I've made the femail section of the
DailyMail!" exclaims colmcq2. "I don't know
whether to laugh or cry!"
http://dailym.ai/19WRMfO
* NEW LITTLE KUNT ALBUM - There's a new Kunt &
the Gang album, recorded by his high pitched
alterego - and this is the download URL. We
originally linked to his web page, but got
weirded out by the pictures of Pat Butcher's
vagina.
http://bit.ly/17OMfYB
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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE
Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.
Things we'd really like to see include
* STICKERS with "No, your a dick" on them. To
annoy dicks. And pedants.
* MAKEUP in one flexible sheet, so you can just
lay it on your face and save loads of time
before going out.
* AN EXTRA DAY per week, just to spend in
hibernation.
Send contributions via the mail form.
http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/
BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.
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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with
David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by MaxineBasset,
Enzyme, mictoboy, The Scrunt, Fluffster, Herb
Alpert's Taxi Driver and robneymcplum.
Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.
Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
Subjlols via
Top tips via robneymcplum.
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TOP TIP:
A cocktail stick, the end sanded-down and
coated with phosphorus sesquisulfide & gelatine
as the binder, makes an ideal emergency match
if you don't fancy walking to the shop.
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