Donnerstag, 24. Mai 2018

[b3ta] Hello you lovely sausages, just a reminder about our move off Yahoogroups

 

HELLO B3TANS


Rob Manuel here - this is just a reminder that we've moved mail server from yahoogroups to our own one and if you haven't subbed to our new one then please do it here:


http://sub.listgoat.com/b3ta/


If you've already subbed to this in the last couple of weeks then fine - you don't need to do it again.


RIGHT SO THIS ISN'T A COMPLETE WASTE OF YOUR TIME HERE'S SOME EXTRA WORDS


So - what has happened this week? Well one of my kids nicked £40 my wallet and I only caught him because he was boasting to his brothers about it.


First law of being a crim: don't boast about your crimes. Also don't empty your dad's wallet - he's going to notice. Just take a bit. Sheesh, kids today.


SITE NEWS


B3ta is a down today because the host has a power outage. This is pretty exciting huh? Hopefully we'll be back soon.


SAUSAGES


We've learnt that Michael Caine shops for sausages in Harrods. There's a butchers in there. Michael will buy his sausages and then say "have a couple of sausages yourself".


Michael Caine tips in sausages.


FACT.



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Montag, 14. Mai 2018

[b3ta] You must sign up for the B3ta Newsletter again. Seriously. We mean it!

 

Hello B3tans


We're moving the newsletter off Yahoo Groups and onto our own mailing system because Yahoo Groups stopped working in about 2013 and we're starting up newsletters again. Yeah, this time we mean it as we've got a little bit of funding so it's actually happening.


Sign up here:

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We sent our first proper newsletter out in ages on Friday and if you haven't read it then you should - it's stuffed with b3ta projects:

http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue677/


Bringing the newsletter back (and much more site activity) has been made possible by launching a B3ta Patreon - over 400 of you have signed up to give us some money every month so we can afford to spend the time do this properly.


Please be generous - good things happen to generous people:

https://www.patreon.com/b3ta


And as a reward for reading this far, here's three jokes written by B3tans for our "I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke" challenge:


What do you get when cheese explodes?

De Brie.


What's really thick and lives on a globe?

A flat Earther.


Why was Sting fired from his job as a paramedic?

It kept taking him six hours to come


Rob Manuel


PS Jokes BY cumquat may, Graham Coxon out of Blur & The Light in Chains.


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Dienstag, 5. Dezember 2017

[b3ta] "HOLY MOTHER OF SAUSAGES, AN UNEXPECTED B3TA NEWSLETTER!"

 

This Week:

* 12 B3ta projects you may have missed

* Yes, 12, like the 12 days of Christmas

* Or the disciples of Jesus


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____/  _)|_  // /_/ _ | "We tried to save the web

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B3ta email 676- 1 Dec 2017


"Alexa! Read me the best newsletter ever written!"

http://b3ta.com/blog/issue676


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: THIS BREXIT BUS GAME IS AMAZING

  (sponsored link)

  

  Take back control of the infamous campaign

  bus and ride the value of the pound since

  the EU referendum.


  Our score is 60 second - can you beat us?

https://advisa.se/en/research/brexit-bus/


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: HELLO, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK

  

  Right you lot, here's a special newsletter,

  we haven't done one for six months or so

  and we thought we'd pull our fingers out.


  This week we're just going to do a quick

  round-up of the best creativity from our 

  community from the last half year.

  

  And thanks to Matt Round of B3ta / UsVsTh3m

  (RIP) fame for sorting out the ad for the

  Brexit Bus game at the top. (He thought up

  the game too, it's very good and just got a

  RT from JK Rowling, which was nice.)

  

  Anyway, on with the content. You like

  content don't you?


  

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12 THINGS B3TA PEOPLE HAVE DONE MADE IN 6 MONTHS

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  1. TRUMP VS. TALKING HEADS MASHUP -

  SwedeMason is the king of videos and has

  done this Trump thing that's so good it's

  in danger of making us like Trump.

http://b3ta.com/links/Trump_vs_Talking_Heads



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  2. PAUL MCCARTNEY MASHUP - Swede also did

  this amazing Paul McCartney song which is

  both a statement of Swede's artistic intent

  and the best track Paul McCartney has been

  on since the mid 80s. 

http://b3ta.com/links/Paul_McCartney_Rabbit_Hole



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  3. DONALD TRUMP PSYCHIC QUIZ - Monkeon has

  made this clever quiz which predicts how

  many questions you will get correct. The

  background to this being that whatever

  Trump has said, he's also said something

  utterly contrary.

https://www.monkeon.co.uk/psychictrumpquiz/


  BTW: Two Trump things?! The dirty secret of

  the content industry is Donald is good for

  clicks. We're all going to hell in a

  fascist handcart because it helps sell ads.



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  4. CAN YOU TELL WHETHER A BOOK IS ANY GOOD

  FROM ITS COVER ALONE? - Over 10 rounds, you

  will be shown two books. One will have a 5

  star Amazon rating. Another clever quiz

  from Monkeon.

https://www.monkeon.co.uk/judgeabook/



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  5. YOKO ONO BOT - your Ginger Fuhrer

  largely wastes his time pissing around with

  bots. His latest pretends to be Yoko Ono.


  Here's 5 sample tweets:

  

  "Imagine there's no tea bags."


  "Make a list of your favourite crisp

  sandwiches. Post it to someone who feels

  sad."


  "Look out of the window. Do you see that

  cloud shaped like Peter Capaldi? Invite it

  to dinner."


  "Purchase some black puddings. Leave a black

  pudding wherever you go."


  "It's trumpet awareness hour. Please be

  aware of trumpets for the next 60 minutes."

https://twitter.com/yokoonobot



  BTW: Rob did a talk about his bots which you 

  can watch here. (60min)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxj_pwgmWM



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  6. ASHENS HAS WRITTEN A BOOk - it's about

  bad old computer games it's utterly great

  and you should buy it. We have.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1783524138/b3ta-21



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  7. CYRIAK HAS DONE MORE OF HIS MADNESS -

  This one is about horses. Of courses.

http://b3ta.com/links/I_heard_you_love_horses



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  8. CCC HAS LAUNCHED A BEATLES PODCAST -

  best known for once pretending to be the

  folk superhero 'Monkeyman of Tumbridge

  Wells" Chris is interviewing various people

  about the Beatles. Debut episode features

  Rob Manuel, and coming up is film director

  Ben Wheatley. Follow now and you'll get the

  first news when the shows are edited and

  published.

https://twitter.com/IAmTheEggPod

 

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  9. SOMEONE MADE A HUGE B3TA QUESTION OF THE

  WEEK POSTER - Pineapplecharm writes, "This

  is a link post A few years ago I posted a

  poster of the top 3 posts from each of the

  (then) 200 QOTWs posted so far I made this!

  There have now been 600 questions, so I've

  redone it with just the winning entries

  from every question to date. Those who went

  to the recent London bash will have seen a

  version which, due to question 600 running

  on for about 200000 years, only had 599 on

  it, but this is now complete. And yes, it

  was a fucking ballache. At 42 inches wide

  it would be a complete cunt to post out so

  just take it to a local printer if you're

  insane enough to want a hard copy."

http://www.spinelessclassics.com/b3ta-com-question-of-the-week-1-to-600-furtive-bear-art-318.htm 

  

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  10. GOODBYE TO 'TRAPDOOR' DAD - Ornsack's

  dad made the kids TV show Trapdoor and

  wites, "My dad was animating a bunch of

  weird videos right up until a few days

  before he passed away. I and a bunch of his

  colleagues at Aardman have spent the last

  year trying to put them together (All he

  had was the animation on green screen and

  some lyrics) and we are finally here. First

  episode is online, and there's another 11

  to go."

http://b3ta.com/links/The_Nipth


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 11. ANOTHER B3TAN BOOK - Old b3tan Stephen

 Wildish has done a lovely book about

 swearing. BUY IT. SUPPORT OLD B3TANS! 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1785036416/b3ta-21



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  12. AND FINALLY... via spellingmistakescostlives

  "I made a giant painting of businesspeople

  being sent to Hell but taking the place

  over and running it for profit

  industrialising the torture process and

  making everything much more efficient and

  terrible."

https://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/businesshell



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: RIGHT, HERE'S THE END BIT!


  So long people, we'll do another if and

  when we can be arsed but in the meantime we

  do make sure there's a b3ta image challenge

  every week and there's stuff going out on

  the social media channels.

  

  This is where we should link to the social

  channels but we're idiots and take pervese

  delight in shooting ourselves in the foot

  so we're not going to.

  

  So, until the next time dear newsletter

  reader, until the next time. BYE!

  

  

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: STILL BORED?  

  Watch the best YouTube channel that's ever

  existed - if you like watching middle-aged

  men fiddle with old technology then

  TechMoan is the Holy Grail. Seriously, this

  is why we can't be arsed to write

  newsletters these days, we spend all our

  time watching this guy.   

https://www.youtube.com/techmoan


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Sonntag, 13. August 2017

VOL 1627 - Aug. 13, 2017 - Strange Trivial Trivia

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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AUGUST Fun !


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Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?

Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html

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Strange Quotes:

"Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college." - Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner.

"Danger Slow Men At Work" - Road sign in Brunei

"Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27

"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces." - Ron Atkinson

"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." - Ron Atkinson

"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is." - Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster

"The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation." - Ron Pickering

"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running." - Ron Pickering

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Trivial Trivia


Red and blue are the most popular tie colors in the U.S.

A mother kangaroo is called a "flyer."

Fingernails are made out of the same stuff as horse hooves, bird talons, bull horns, and bear claws.

In Great Britain, rummage sales are called "jumble sales."

In the opening procession of the Olympics, the team representing the host nation always marches last.

"Horripilation" is the medical term for goosebumps.

Thirty-four percent of Microsoft employees are Indian.

American electric razors hum in the key of B flat. Razors in England, however, buzz in the key of G.

The pilgrims took apart the Mayflower and used the wood to build a barn.

Forty percent of people in America have never been to see a dentist.

A cosmic year is the amount of time it takes the Sun to revolve around the center of the Milky Way. That's about 225 million years.

Major league baseball bats are made of ash.

Just about half of the people charged with homicide in the US are convicted of the crime.

Toys R Us was originally the Children's Supermart.

The first portable calculator placed for sale by Texas Instruments, in 1972, weighed 2.5 pounds and cost $150.

Melba toast is named after Australian opera singer Dame Nellie Melba.

Sixty percent of Americans can name all Three Stooges. Just 17 percent can name three Supreme Court judges.

The back of the human hand is the "opisthenar."

Norway has won more total medals at the Winter Olympic Games than any other nation.

The official name of Rhode Island, used on all state documents, is Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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ENGLAND AND EUROPE IS LOST TO THE MUSLIMS - ACTUAL WEST YORKSHIRE POLICE RECRUITING POSTER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203274.html


MOTORCYCLE RACING DANGERS - RIDERS GO FLYING AT CORNER CRASH! WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203297.html


WOMEN HYSTERICAL - TALIBAN PUBLISHES FIRST MAGAZINE FOR WOMEN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203298.html


IF YOU EVER WONDER WHY THE POLITICIANS OF WASHINGTON DC ARE CONSIDERED USELESS - PROTECTED MARKER FOR EXACT CENTER OF DC! THINK ABOUT IT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203299.html


STRANGE CAR FUN - NEW PORSCHE WITH FOLD OUT DISAPPEARING REAR SPOILER - WOW - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203303.html


STRANGE POLICE FUN - 77 HOODED GAMBLING FRAUD SUSPECTS ESCORTED BY CHINESE POLICE ON 11 HOUR FLIGHT FROM FIJI ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203304.html


STRANGE TATTOOS - WILD GHOST-BUSTERS THROAT TATTOO! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203315.html


CRUISE SHIP DANGERS - WATCH THIS SHIP ROLL SEVERELY ON HUGE WAVES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203317.html


BASEBALL FUN - KITTEN IN THE OUTFIELD STOPS GAME BETWEEN ST LOUIS CARDINAL AND KANSAS CITY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203318.html


STRANGE CHILDREN - SCARY PLAYTIME FOR KIDS - TEDDY BEAR ON THE MIDDLE OF PENTAGRAM CANDLES - YOU HAVE A PROBLEM CHILD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203319.html


NORTH KOREA'S KIM JONG UN HAS A MESSAGE FOR GUAM - BYE-BYE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203327.html


Great Golf Story - Billy Casper - Why He's Such a Special Man! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203332.html


STRANGE OLDE TRICYCLE CIRCA 1882 - CHARLES W. OLDREIVE'S NEW TRICYCLE! - 9 FT TALL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/185862.html


STRANGE PRODUCTS AND ANIMAL TOYS - DOGGY BALL TO CHASE THAT HAS HUGE SMILE / TEETH PAINTED ON IT! MAKES FIDO LOOK GOOFY! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/185863.html


STRANGE 1958 FIBERGLASS BOAT PATTERNED AFTER 1957 CHEVROLET STYLING / FINS - BOTH LOOK GREAT TOGETHER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/185864.html


STRANGE OLDE STARZ PICTURES - ELKE SOMMER IN A BIKINI HOLDING A MACHINE GUN! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/185865.html


STRANGE GHOST PICTURES - EERIE PHOTO OF 3 "SOULS" FLOATING OVER BEDRIDDEN MAN - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/185866.html


STRANGE TRAVEL LOCATIONS - INCREDIBLE AERIAL LOOK DOWN AT ISLAND SURROUNDED BY CORAL REEF - BEAUTIFUL AQUA COLORS! - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/185867.html


STRANGE SPY GADGETS AND TRICKS - CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA CIPHER DISK USED TO DECODE SECRET LETTERS - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/185868.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SZ - INSECTS - BUGS - SPIDERS - CREEPY CRAWLY THINGS!

http://www.strangezoo.com/content/category/100638_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Parents Respond To High Tech Wedding Request From Aussie Daughter - HA! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/203211.html


10 Strange Uses For Aspirin - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/129480.html


Strange Lessons Movies Have Taught Us - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/126011.html


Strange Lawyer Jokes - Quickies! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/129490.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - SM - MILITARY - "SPECIAL" PICTURES AND PRESENTATIONS

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/category/100050_1.html

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Mittwoch, 9. August 2017

VOL 1626 - Aug. 09, 2017 - Strange Hygiene Labels

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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AUGUST Fun !


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Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?

Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html

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Misc Strange Quotes:

"Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied"

"Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear!"

"The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory!"

"Only those who can see the invisible can do the impossible!"

"Its ok to kiss a fool, its ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you!"

"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"

"You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough"

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it"-Jonathan winters.

"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens"

"To control others is to have power, to control yourself is to know the way" - Lao Ma

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Hygiene Labels

Strange Hygiene Labels


STRANGE HYGIENE LABELS

"WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately." - Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

"WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal." - Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

"May contain foam." - Stridex Foaming Face Wash

"Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital." - Listerine Mouthwash

"Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision." - Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

"Use only on underarms." - Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

"Directions: Use like regular soap." - Dial Soap

"Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal." - Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

"Avoid getting in eyes." - Aussie Mega Shampoo

"Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age." - Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser

"Final step: "Pull up underwear"." - Unknown Tampons

"CAUTION: This is not a toy." - Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

"Not intended for human consumption." - Mr. Bubbles

"Keep out of reach of children." - AAFES Baby Oil

"Keep away from children" - Little Ones Baby Lotion

"For external use only" - Aveeno Bath Treatment

"Do not use as an ice cream topping." - Unknown Hair Coloring

"WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry." - Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

"CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin." - Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

"Directions: Tear open packet and use." - Wet-Nap

"Not for intimate hygiene." - Fetish Body Mist

"Avoid contact with eyes." - Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

"For adult use only." - Cabot's Vitamin E Chamile Anti-Stress Bath Calming Bath Soak

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." - On a container of underarm deodorant.

"Do not use orally." - On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

"Do not use orally after using rectally." - In the instructions for an electric thermometer.


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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ENGLAND IS IN REAL TROUBLE WITH HORDES ON IMMIGRANTS - BUT DON'T WORRY, THE POLICE HAVE A PLAN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203262.html


PLAYBOY MODEL ANA BRAGA PUMPS GAS IN HOT LITTLE OUTFIT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203281.html


STRANGE KITCHEN TOOLS - MEAT TENDERIZER LOOKS LIKE A SEX TOY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203282.html


COOL MILITARY PIXS - JET FLIES THROUGH RAINBOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203283.html


STRANGE PHOTO EQUIPMENT - MICRO CAMERA HIDDEN IN PHILLIPS SCREW HEAD! - WOW - SCARY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203284.html


STRANGE LESSON IN IRONY - NEWS ARTICLE HYPES GOVERNMENT WELFARE PROGRAM BEST EVER EXCEPT PARK SERVICE POLICY JUST THE OPPOSITE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203285.html


STRANGE NASA ASTRONAUT FUN FROM THE SECOND MAN ON THE MOON - NEIL BEFORE ME! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203286.html


STRANGE POLICE FUN - MILWAUKEE POLICE DEPT SUMMER TREATS - FREE ICE CREAM TRUCK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203288.html


AWESOME BRICKWORK TALENTS - TWISTED PORTAL - HUGE OPENING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203289.html


AMAZING WATERMELON CARVING TALENTS - ROSES! WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203291.html


STRANGE OLDE RACING PIXS - HOT BLONDE DRIVER OF TEAM SCIROCO VOLKSWAGEN - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203292.html


AMAZING ANIMAL PIXS - WATER DROPS ON BEE REFLECT FLOWERS - WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203293.html


STRANGE OLDE COMMERCIAL PROMOTIONAL VEHICLES - THE BIC LIGHTER ROCKET TRUCK! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/190997.html


STRANGE MULTI-STORY PLAYGROUND - FULL SIZED AIRPLANES WITH CAGE TUNNELS TO HUGE BALL PITS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191031.html


STRANGE FARM PRODUCTS - GOAT SIMULATOR? - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/191032.html


STRANGE OLDE CELEBS - GEORGE LUCAS WITH SEXY CARRIE FISHER BETWEEN TAKES - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191033.html


STRANGE BUILDING PRODUCTS - COOL STAINED GLASS DOOR CREATES GREAT SHADOW ON STAIRCASE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191034.html


STRANGE INTERNATIONAL BORDERS AND BOUNDARIES! - HUGE FISH FIGURES "SWIM" BETWEEN POLAND AND UKRAINE - LOCAL ART FESTIVAL DECORATES EACH YEAR! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191035.html


DANGEROUS LOW LEVEL FLYING - SCARY LOW PASS BY COMMERCIAL AIRLINER AT AIRSHOW - JUST A FEW FEET FROM THE GROUND! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191036.html


GREAT EQUESTRIAN CHALLENGE - KATE UPTON RIDING A BEAUTIFUL HORSE! - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191037.html


STRANGE MILITARY ITEMS - CHECK OUT THIS HUGE SHIPS ANCHOR - AIRCRAFT CARRIER! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/191038.html


STRANGE SCARY UGLY ANIMALS - WOLF EELS - A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/191039.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SS - BICYCLE RACING - STARS - TOUR DE FRANCE

http://www.strangesports.com/content/category/100026_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week


- 6 Strange Political Conundrums - Think About It......................... - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/203209.html


- Strange Facts & Figures - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/181723.html


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VOL 1625 - Aug. 06, 2017 - Stuff You Didn't Know You Didn't Know

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Strange "Last Words!"

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Don't worry it has airbags.

Hey what's that buzzing noise?

Don't worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn't bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Stuff You Didn't Know You Didn't Know

Stuff you didn't know you didn't know!



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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
(now get this...)
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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:

$ 16,400
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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair..
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs - Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x
111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession
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Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?

A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence, the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and, because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' . . .

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'
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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill , they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!


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VOL 1624 - JULY 30, 2017 - Strange Random Sports Facts

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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." - Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!" - Jerry Seinfeld

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." - Joan Rivers

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. -Emo Phillips

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Random Sports Facts

Football (soccer) is the most attended or watched sport in the world.

The Major League Baseball teams use about 850,000 balls per season.

Volleyball was invented by William George Morgan of Holyoke, Massachusetts in 1895.

The very first Olympic race, held in 776 BC, was won by Corubus, a chef.

Basketball and rugby balls are made from synthetic material. Earlier, pigs' bladders were used as rugby balls.

Jean Genevieve Garnerin was the first female parachutists, jumping from a hot air balloon in 1799.

In 1898, one of the first programmes to be broadcasted on radio was a yacht race that took place in British waters.

A baseball ball has exactly 108 stitches, a cricket ball has between 65 and 70 stitches.

Bill Klem served the most seasons as major league umpire – 37 years, starting in 1905. He also officated 18 World Series.

Ferenc Szisz from Romania, driving a Renault, won the first Formula One Grand Prix held at Le Mans, France in 1906.

In 1975 Junko Tabei from Japan became the first woman to reach the top of Everest.

The first instance of global electronic communications took place in 1871 when news of the Derby winner was telegraphed from London to Calcutta in under 5 minutes.

The first modern Olympic Games were held in Athens, Greece in 1896. There were 311 male but no female competitors.

Korfball is the only sport played with mixed teams, consisting of 4 men and 4 women.

The oldest continuous trophy in sports is the America's Cup. It started in 1851, with Americans winning for a straight 132 years until Australia took the Cup in 1983.

The record for the most major league baseball career innings is held by Cy Young, with 7,356 innings.

In his time, Michael Schumacher was the highest paid sportsman, ahead of Tiger Woods and Arnold Palmer. (Not including sponsorship endorsements.)

A soccer ball is made up of 32 leather panels, held together by 642 stitches.

Golf the only sport played on the moon – on 6 February 1971 Alan Shepard hit a golf ball.

The record for the most Olympic medals ever won is held by Soviet gymnast Larissa Latynina. Competing in three Olympics, between 1956 and 1964, she won 18 medals.

The high jump method of jumping head first and landing on the back is called the Fosbury Flop.

Gymnasiums were introduced in 900BC and Greek athletes practiced in the nude to the accompaniment of music. They also performed naked at the Olympic Games.

About 42,000 tennis balls are used in the plus-minus 650 matches in the Wimbledon Championship.

Sports command the biggest television audiences, led by the summer Olympics, World Cup Football and Formula One racing.


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